In the last story, Jaken threw up Sesshomaru's wallet and was running away, without any clothes what so ever. Basically a talking toad on the loose.
Jaken walked for miles until he came across a Mcdonalds. He knew that Sesshomaru hated the taste of Mcdonalds, so it would be a great hiding place. However when Jaken entered the store, the manager ordered the toad out of his store. The poor manager was raped. Jaken then conducted a robbery, and demanded 90000 chicken nuggets. Jaken wasn't playing around. Any cook caught slacking off was bitten. Still, Jaken could not find any clothing.
Sesshomaru just so happened to be walking around with Rin, only to see the Mcdonalds Jaken had conquered and enslaved. Sesshomaru was fond of chicken nuggets, and opened the door to the store, only to see Jaken eating his 900000 chicken nuggets. Sesshomaru began to shoot Jaken with his gun, but he lost Jaken in the chicken nuggets. The enslaved Mcdonalds workers made an escape, but were eaten by Jaken. Sesshomaru punched Jaken in the face, and Jaken screamed. With one jump, Jaken broke through the roof and accidentally dropped Sesshomaru's wallet.
Rin found Jaken in a trash bin the next day, and Rin took no time beating him up and giving him to the police. The police rewarded Rin with Jaken's 1000 Chicken Nuggets (Jaken ate the rest).
A.N: THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN AND SOME LAUGHS! I HAVE NO INTENTION OF CHANGING IT SO NO FLAMES!