Pikmin: The Parody
Chapter One:
The Crash
Olimar awakens, very aware that he is stranded. He looks around at the habitat: trees, logs, lakes, and his crashed ship.
Olimar: OMG!!! My Dolphin all shattered into 31 tiny pieces, I got the main body here, but the other thirty are lost!!! Even WORSE, my life support system fails in thirty days! Oh, God help me!
Suddenly, the red onion pops up from behind him and it sew one seed.
Olimar: What is this large machine that stands before me? Whatever it is, I will call it an onion. But this sprout, I must pick it and see what happens; it looks ripe and ready to be plucked.
Olimar plucks the sprout and an insane little alien pops out from the ground.
Olimar: Holy Toledo! A peculiar creature unearthed before me, it resembles the tiny PikPik carrots that I devour in my soup. So I will call him a pikmin.
Red: WTF?! Who are you?!
Olimar: Wow, you can talk like me!
Red: No dip, leader.
Olimar: A leader… Why me?! What can you do, and what do you choose to do?
Red: I will follow you and do whatever you want me to do. See those flowers over there?
Olimar: Yeah.
Red: If you throw me at it, I will carry it back to my onion and multiply to make more of us!
Olimar: I'll try
After that, Olimar threw the red pikmin at the flower that Olimar named a pellet posy.
Red: Ok, I'll carry it back to my onion.
When the pellet reached the onion, Olimar picked the two pikmin that were sprouted.
Olimar: See? In the distance, more pellet posies! One is over here, one is on that stump, and a small and bigger one is on this rock.
Reds: Ok, we will now gather those.
After gathering the three one pellets and a five pellet. Olimar has a large army of fourteen pikmin under his command.
First Red: Now, Olimar, you must go and use us to push that tan box over there, and that should get you where you need to go.
Olimar and his hordes of pikmin pushed the box and surprising to Olimar's eyes, was the S.S. Dolphin's engine.
Olimar: Can you guys grab that for me?
Reds: Sure!
The reds grabbed the part, but it would not budge.
Reds: You need twenty of us to lift that large metal thing. Now go up to that tree-stump and get those pellets.
The gang grabbed three one pellets and a five to get 25 pikmin, enough to lift the engine.
Olimar: Let's try this again
All of the red pikmin gathered around the engine and they lifted it up and started to carry it back.
First Red: Does THAT answer your question about what us pikmin can do?
Olimar: Yes, and I have a problem. My spaceship crashed onto your planet and I have lost thirty of my ship's parts, so take this to my ship over there, ok?
Reds: We will!
When that part made it to the Dolphin, Olimar jumped with joy!
Olimar: THANK YOU! My ship can once again lift off, we might as well end this day and try to find more parts.
Reds: As you wish, Olimar.
_____________________________________________________________________________________This will replace my Old Pikmin story… Please R&R I SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CHECKED THIS BY THE WAY!!! NO FLAMES…