AN: I always wondered what would happen if Charlie had forced Bella into therapy.
Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight, Edward wouldn't have left, and he wouldn't have been with Bella, but with me. Since he's with Bella, and he did leave, do you think I own Twilight?
Dr. Morelli- Hello Bella, my name is Dr. Morelli. I want to help you with your problems.
Bella- I don't have problems.
Dr. Morelli- Now Bella, admitting we have problems is the first step to solving them.
Bella- Oh really? What's your problem?
Dr. Morelli- Bella. I need you to cooperate. Your father tells me your boyfriend Edward recently left town?
Bella- If you could please not say his name, I will consider my problems fully solved.
Dr. Morelli- Now Bella, You can't live your life in a bubble. You need to confront your problems.
Bella- Well, my vampire boyfriend told me he loved me but he wouldn't make me a vampire too because he loved me too much. Then he told me he didn't love me at all and left me in the woods.
Dr. Morelli- Bella! I need you to tell me the truth!
Bella- I'm sorry Dr. Morelli, the real problem is that my boyfriend left me in the woods after he told me he loved me, but he realized that he doesn't love me, because he's gay. He went to LA to be with a guy he met online. He's considering a sex-change operation.
Dr. Morelli- Good, good, now we're getting somewhere.