Alright my readers this is a new story that I hope will give you joy (:

Full Summary : Remus finds an interesting book and reads it with his two best friends, James Potter and Sirius Black. The book title? Fanfiction. Yes it says it all, see the reactions of our favorite Marauders as they read stories about themselves! WARNING there is SEX/VIOLANCE and other things along that line. Read at your own will. This story is meant to be a laugh with a twist to it.

DISCLAIMER : The stories that are in this story are not all mine! Like other stories like this, I am using my favorite Fanfiction or other stories in this so please understand. ALSO, there is and WILL be many mature type of stories that include SEX, TALK ABOUT SEX, SELF PLEASURE. Also stories with VIOLANCE, ABUSE, and so forth

You have been warned.


This is the Intro...

James Potter sat on his four-post bed looking heatedly at Sirius. An hour earlier the boys had been outside by the black lake, having finished breakfast. It had doomed on Sirius that his best mate might want to go for a swim and not so casually pushed James in the lake. That of course got the head Marauder fuming, something that did not occur often.

He began to shoot hex after hex at his laughing friend who dodged each one. When James finally hit Sirius with a hex, it was just in time for Lily Evan to catch him.

"Potter!" Evans screamed as she marched up to a guilty looking James and a pink haired orange Sirius. "What the devil do you think you are doing? There are first and second years around!"

James stuttered and tried his best to speak to the fuming red head "S-Sirius…he…I…the lake" Evans however paid no mind to his stamper of an excuse. Ever since she had been made Prefect, she had taken her duties seriously and part of those duties included knocking down Potter a peg or two.

"Shut up Potter" Lily said in a cold tone "Ten points from Gryffindor and a detention with Flinch tomorrow night" At that James seemed to have composed himself.

"Oh come on Evans! Honestly I did nothing wrong" James said hotly

"Nothing wrong?" Evans said a bit to calmly in Sirius's opinion. He quickly took a few steps back. "You were sending hex after hex at your stupid friend! Not caring if a stray one hit someone! Are you so big-headed you don't care about the safety of others? And you have the nerve to say you did NOTHING WRONG? NO. Go to your room Potter! If I see you out an about for the rest of this day I will give you a month of detention"

And with that she left stomping back to her friend that she had left when she rushed at Potter. James watched her go and glared as he saw Snape smirk ever so slightly. Why Evans was even his friend he did not understand. Speaking of friends…James quickly turned to see his sheepish looking best mate standing there smiling.

"Padfoot" James said lowly "Your ass better be inside and in our room in the next two minutes"

"Why?" Sirius asked "You're on house arrest not me and I frankly feel I should find me a nice bird to snog. Watching Evans yell at you kind of dampened my mood."

"Now!" James yelled as he turned and started making his way to the same destination he order his friend too.

And that is where the duo sat looking heatedly at each other. James was angry at Sirius more for giving Evans a reason to yell at him than for pushing him in the lake. Sirius on the other hand was angry he had to stay indoors.

"What the bloody hell are we supposed to all day? It's not even noon!" Sirius asked after five minutes of just sitting there.

"You should have thought about that before you threw me in the lake and gave Evans a reason to yell and ground us" James said in an under tone as he shifted away from glaring at Sirius to laying on his back staring at the ceiling.

Before Sirius could retort a yell of "GUYS?" followed by footsteps sounded in the room. Not long after Remus Lupin, shirt tucked in and robs clean, walking in the room, his Prefect badged shining in the light.

"Yeah Moony? Come to release us from our prison?" Sirius asked as he watched his other best friend walk into the room. Remus snorted.

"Not likely. Not after the lecture I just got from Lily for not enforcing the rules on you guys. Thanks a lot by the way Prongs" Remus said with a sigh.

"It wasn't my fault" James said with a groan.

"Then why are you here?" Sirius asked sounding put out. James grinned a bit glad his friend felt as miserable as he did, after all it was his fault they were in this mess.

"I found this book, and since I don't have Prefect duty till tomorrow and you guys have nothing better to do, I thought you might like to read it with me" At the sounds of protest his friends made Remus continued "This book is different"

"How so?" James asked now looking at the book Remus took out of his robes "Its big, it looks old and-"

"Boring" Sirius finished.

"It might" Remus agreed "But it's not boring. Look the title is Fan Fiction and in the back it has a list of characters. Here Prongs read them out loud" Remus gave James the big book and watched him flip it over to its back side.

"In this book are a lot of characters by J.K Rowley, the most important are as followed" James read out loud.

"James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Lily Evans

Harry Potter

James Sirius Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Severus Snape

Albus Dumbledore

Nymphadora Tonks

Teddy Lupin

And so many more" James finished reading his tone disbelieving.

"How is that possible?" Sirius asked as he sat up straighter. James shook his head, clearly not knowing the answer.

"There was a note with the book but as soon as I finished reading it, it engulfed into flames" Remus said helpfully.

"Well don't hold back!" Sirius yelled "Where did you find this book? And what did the note say?"

"I was walking back from the Library when I tripped over this black book" Remus said as he pointed to the book in James hand "On top of it was a note that said Read me it will be fun and with what is coming you just about need all the fun you can get Merrs. Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs…love Brianna (Don't hate me for the awkwardness)"

"You memorized a note that you only read once?" Sirius asked as he tried to grasp what his friend had just said.

"It's a gift" Remus said defensibly "Anyways I of course tried to open the book and it wouldn't budge so I assumed I had to be with you two to read it"

"Okay? Then what?" James asked still a bit confused.

"I came here. Well after I got lectured in to hallway by Lily" Remus added as an after thought.

There was a few silent seconds before anyone said a word. Then it was broken by Sirius.

"Who the bloody hell is Brianna? I mean I don't know anyone in our year that has that name. Anyone in the school?" He said that last part in the form of a question. Remus shrugged his shoulders. As far as he knew there was no one in Hogwarts with the name Brianna.

"Well do we read?" Remus asked after another pregnant pause. He was dying to know what was in the book and he hated that he couldn't open it unless the other two were there.

"We might as well" James said unable to distinguish his curiosity "We have nothing better to do thanks to Padfoot"

"Alright give me the book, I'll read first" Remus said enthusiastically. When James gave him the book Remus turned it over and traced the title of the book. Fan Fiction. As he did this James and Sirius got comfortable and not long after Remus opened the book and read out the first chapter title.


So what did you think? I wanted to update the into first before an actually chapter that includes reading. That chapter will be up in an hour or so, but please review as of now as to how you like this plot! Ill see you soon (: