This is the sequel to Legolas discover's Koola-aid. So, enjoy!

Aragorn swung his sword, taking the orc's head off with a clean cut. About twenty more appeared a second later. "That's not fair!" he yelled at them. "You all get donuts and I don't!"

"Well, it was free donut day at Krispy Kreme," one of the orcs said.

Aragorn chopped his head off.

Suddenly Legolas appeared, shooting arrows and drinking Kool-aid.

"What took you so long?" Aragorn asked.

"My Ada made me stay for another one of his huge parties; I think it was my birthday or something."

"My Ada never has parties," Aragorn said. He threw his knife at one of the orcs; it hit it in the eye socket. "And he never lets me go to Free Donut day."

"I got you one," Legolas said, handing him a donut.

"Oh, thank you! It's been twenty years since I had a donut!"

"What?! My Ada makes me eat them every other day for breakfast!" Legolas shot two orcs with one arrow.

"My Ada never lets me eat anything with sugar," Aragorn said. "It's all the twins' fault, they get hyper on sugar."

Legolas looked around. "Where did all the orcs go?"

"I think they're dead."

"No, they were here just a minute ago."

"They are all lying on the ground," Aragorn said. "Maybe they got tired of fighting and decided to take a nap."

Legolas just stared at Aragorn, then walked off.

"Wait for me!" Aragorn yelled, running after him. Legolas stopped, and waited for him to catch up, remembering the human's legs where nowhere as fabulous as his. "We should do this again sometime!" Aragorn panted.

Legolas nodded, "Yeah! Most certainly! I killed fifteen orcs today! How many did you kill?"

Aragorn looked down at his hand, and counted on his fingers. "Um... that is not very important. The important question is…what next?"

"Kill a Balrog!" Legolas exclaimed.

"Uh... There aren't any Balrogs around," Aragorn said. "What's something else?"

"Fine. We can find more Orcs to kill," Legolas suggested.

"Okay." Aragorn started skipping through the forest, and tripped over a rock, tumbling over a cliff.

"Hmm, that's strange," Legolas said. "I could swear Aragorn was standing here just a second ago." He heard a scream from down below, he ran over to the cliff, and saw Aragorn at the bottom. He was just sitting there, looking confused.

"Are you all right?" Legolas yelled down at him.

"Yes. I just broke my arm," Aragorn shouted back up.

"Okay!" Legolas found another way down, and jogged across the sandy bank up to him. A river ran along beside the cliff.

"My Ada is going to make me lay around in bed for two weeks," Aragorn said.

"I wish my Ada would let me lie around," Legolas said. "Last time I broke my shoulder bone, he wouldn't let me lay down, and he made me go to his party. I think it was for some gift-giving holiday."

"I wish my Ada would let me stay up," Aragorn said. Legolas got tired of seeing Aragorn's arm broken in half, and wrapped it up. Aragorn got up, and the two continued on. Legolas gave Aragorn some Kool-aid to drink.

"Have you ever had cherry coke?" Aragorn asked.

"No."

"Oh. It's really good."

"Okay."

"Do you want some?"

"Sure."

"Too bad, I didn't bring any. Maybe next time."

Legolas shrugged. "Berries!" he suddenly shrieked. The two dashed forward toward the berry bushes Legolas has spotted, they started picking them and cramming them into their mouth.

"Mmph, mmm, yumm, mmph," the two stuffed their mouths, getting about half of the berried in their mouth. There was a crash in the bushes, but the two ignored it.

"One time Elladan told me bears like berries," Aragorn said.

"Pff, older bothers," Legolas said. "Everyone knows bears hate berries."

"I know, right?"

Suddenly a huge bear crashed out of the bushes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Aragorn screamed. Legolas shot the bear; it just made it angry, and charged at them. The two took off running, Aragorn still screaming.

"Why are you screaming?" Legolas said. "I thought you weren't afraid of bears."

"I dropped my berry!" Aragorn screamed.

The two jumped off the cliff, landing in the river. Aragorn forgot how to swim, and Legolas had to drag him out. Legolas stepped on a very, very sharp rock and it went through his foot.

"Ow."

"What?" Aragorn asked.

"I felt a brief sharp pain in my foot," Legolas replied, he shrugged and started walking, leaving bloody footprints.

"AHHHHH! You're bleeding!" Aragorn shrieked.

"Really? Oh, I better get it fixed so it doesn't get infected, then fall off."

Aragorn's eyes widened. "That really happens?"

Legolas nodded. "Yep."

"Oh, so is that why my foot is black, red, and green?"

"Sure."

"Well, I have to go to Ada and get it fixed," Aragorn said.

"And I have to go and get my foot fixed," Legolas said.

"I don't want to go."

"Me either."

"Oh! I got it! We could switch places!" Aragorn exclaimed.

"Good idea!" Legolas said. "Let's do it."

The two just stood there.

"I'm lost," Aragorn said.

"Me too."

Legolas and Aragorn wandered around for half a day, until they ended up beside a fiery mountain. "Where are we?" Aragorn asked.

"Dunno," Legolas replied.

They saw a huge eye in the distance.

"Gee! That guy needs some sleep!" Aragorn exclaimed. "His eye is all red."

A strange creature bounded past, shrieking, "MY PRECIOUS!"

"Weirdo," Aragorn said.

"Yep." Legolas was busy looking down at a gold ring in his hand, "This is cool. Meh, whatever!" He tossed it behind him, and started walking.

"MINE!" Aragorn shrieked, diving after the ring. He snatched it up, and slipped it on his finger. Legolas turned around looking for him.

"Stop disappearing!" he yelled at his human friend.

Aragorn took the ring off, and threw it behind him. "Boring." Behind him a pale shrived creature started muttering, "My Precious!"

They two walked some more, until they came to a point in the forest.

"Well, I guess this is where we separate," Legolas said.

"Remember to e-mail me," Aragorn said.

"I will!" Legolas said, then turned and headed for Imladris.

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