Disclaimer: I don't own FY but I own dis idea and my 2 other fics' ideas too.

AN: ^.^;; *wide grin* me and my crazy ideas...hehe! This is the first story plotline fic I did. ^.^ (take some time to read my (short) other fics too! But don't worry about this one. it has a plot but much humor too! I wont give up my "title" of a humor FY author that quickly!)

My normal life...

By: miaka-baka



"(" are her notes and author notes will be "(AN:"

"//" are thoughts



"no way"

"you've got to be kidding me."

"tell me about it again!"

"no way"

"reallY!?"

"no kidding?"

"SHUT UP ALReADY!! OR AT LEAST FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY!! FUCKING SAME 3 SENTENCeS OVER AND OVER!!!!

I sighed and turned over on the bed. "gotta go Linda…you're kidding! Really!!? No-"

"ARRAGGHH!!"

"- he's getting pissed. Bye."

I heard some loud blundering footsteps on the steps and rolled my eyes, knowing what was going to come next. And it did.

"FUCK!"

he had tripped over the cat AGAIN. the cat which is 20 pounds, spotted, and sleeps in the same spot at the same time everyday for the last 5 years. You'd think he'd learn by now.

*SLAM*

I looked up with a simple bored expression as he stood there in my doorway fuming. He was pissed by that look. How I could be so calm while he stood there yelling his head off. (I love this everyday- it's a weakness...what's my excuse? All my friends do it. Would I jump off a bridge if everyone else does it? Depends on the bridge. And the homework. Algebra-yes, english-no)

"fucking talking so much on the damn phone! Im fucking starving and there's no crap in the fridge!! houjun's comin' over and we're NOT gonna order fucking pizza again! the last one was burnt!"

I was staring off into space until his ranting snapped me awake with a start. I blinked.

"repeat that part again!"

he stopped blabbering and gave me a confused look. ( well, I never do listen to him...)

" don't talk on the fucking phone so much?"

I shook my head impatiently. "no no no...the part where Houjun comes over?"

He pratically sweatdropped and started walking downstairs again. houjun was his best friend and well, so he looks a bit weird, but it adds to his whole cute persona! I sighed. I had a huge crush...and genrou knew (and hated) it.

*ding dong*

I rushed up and down the stairs in time to see genrou lag houjun in. he was lean, with powder-blue hair and bangs which stuck up in unhuman ways...but he was soon pushed aside to make way for-

"KOUJI!!"

-my brother's other best friend in the whole world. His scar came from a fight in school some time back, but even so it made me just a bit uncomfortable looking at it.



I sweatdropped. They were doing that dance again. the one where they well, spun arm in arm in a circle with the dumbest looks on their faces. Houjun was sweatdropping too and cast me a wave and a weak grin. I pratically swooned right then and there.

"meow"

I saw a little head peak out his backpack. His cat "tama-neko" (AN: mitsukake was being friendly. ^.^)

Genrou and Kouji were still doing the dance. Houjun and I finally tore them away and they got out the sake. They were soon drunk and well, I was just staring at Houjun...perfect Houjun…perfect houjun studying his perfect red glowing chinese book...



"NANI!?!"



TBC?

I swore that someday I would get on people's favorite author/ fic page and I *will* achieve that goal! *dramatic pose* but that means I have to create something worth it. There's a lotta angst on the FY page, and that's alright. there are good angst. I read angst! *shrug* but I'm just here for the people to have something so dorky it's semi-funny. ^.^;; REVIEW!!thankies!

(tell me if I should continue this too...or put my on the favorite's list. ^.~ that'll do too! Hehe...)



(don't worry if this chapter was bad. This is only the (crappy) beginning. Don't lose hope!)