Right. Before reading, you agree that... I'm not responsible if your brain turns to mush or pudding or any other thing...

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"OH MY GOD! IT'S A MUFFIN!" screamed Naruto, running around in circles like the maniac he is.

"IDIOT! LOOK AT IT! IT'S NOT A MUFFIN! IT'S CIRCULAR AND... Well... IT JUST ISN'T A MUFFIN!" yelled Sakura.

"But... It tastes like a muffin..." replied Naruto, taking a bite out of the muffin thingy.

"SHUT UP! IT'S NOT A MUFFIN BECAUSE I SAID SO!" shouted Sakura, hitting Naruto on the head.

"... It's a muffin." corrected Sasuke biting on the other side of the muffin.

"See? I told you. It's a MUFFIN!"

"Oh Sasuke-kun..."

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!"

"You're right. It's a muffin, Sasuke..."

"... OH MY GOD! HE SAID WHAT I SAID! SAKURA! LISTEN TO ME!"

"SHUT UP, NARUTO! GO BACK TO YOUR RAMEN OBSESSION!"

"... I LOVE YOU, RAMEN!"

"That's better."

"... What a waste of time..."

"OH MY GOD! SASUKE, LOOK! IT'S A SPIDER!" shrieked Naruto, pointing to a paper spider hanging from the wall.

"OH CRAP! THAT THING IS DISGUSTING!" screeched Sasuke, pointing and panting like a little girl, "GET IT AWAY FROM ME! SQUASH IT! SQUASH IT!" While screaming, Sasuke began to move in a circular motion, constantly shouting bloody murder and finally running into a wall.

"I'm not picking him up." said Naruto, stifling a laugh.

"SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura screamed in horror, running towards Sasuke, "WAKE UP! WAKE UP!"

"...Did you squash it, yet?"

"No..."

"FORGET YOU! SQUASH IT ALREADY!"

"But Sasuke! What if it... WHAT IF IT EATS ME!"

"JUST SQUASH IT! I'LL LOVE YOU IF YOU DO!"

"... OKAY!" Sakura ran to the spider, picking up a shoe out of nowhere and placed it above the paper spider, ready to squash it (or should I say... Knock it off the string?) when Naruto popped up and threw shuriken at it.

"NO! THAT WAS MINE! SASUKE'S MINE!" cried Sakura, hugging Sasuke tightly.

"SAKURA! HE'S MINE!" retorted Naruto, tugging on Sasuke.

"HOLY CRAP! I'M NO ONE'S!" screamed Sasuke, gripping onto a door knob.

"Hey... 'Sup?" said Kakashi, walking into the room seeing the three in their odd moment, "I'll just... Leave... Yeah..."

"W-Wait! Kakashi-sensei! SAVE ME!" ordered Sasuke, struggling to get free from the two lunatics battling for him.

"Sasuke Once we're alone, how's about we visit a certain Sand genin, hmm?" suggested Sakura, still holding onto Sasuke.

"N-No! GET AWAY FROM ME! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFFFFFF!"

"Sakura's not good enough for you! If you come with me I'll show you my Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy Jutsu for you people who don't know -)!" said Naruto in a seductive tone.

"...That's a turn on," replied Sasuke, "Hey.. Wait... I'M NOT GAY!"

"Did someone call for me!" shouted a voice from a distance...

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It's none other than... Bwahaha. Wait for the next chapter, my Soon-to-Be-Mush-Heads.

Now presenting... THE CHAT SPEAK VERSION!

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Naruto (I'll use "Narntu" because my friends like mocking the name): WASSUP!

Sasuke: I h8 spydrz.

Sakura: STFU U MINE NUB HAHAHA

Narntu: mine

Sasuke: STFU U NOOBS!

Kakashi: hi

Narntu: I luv u sasuke

Sasuke: STFU STFU STFU

Sakura: STFU

Kakashi: bye

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Oh... How I fear for the English language... ONLINE! BWAHAHAHA!