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Summary- Draco has a one night stand with his complete opposite. 4 weeks later he get's the news that will last a lifetime. Will Draco be able to change his snotty, slacker attitude before his first child is born or will everything go to hell? Based on the movie 'Knocked Up'. Please review if you like it!

Prologue- La Pepita Dorata

Two young girls were sitting at a table outside, the sun was lowering itself behind a large row of mountains to the west. Two tall glasses of clear liquid and ice sat melting on the metal table, water droplets formed and then puddled around the bottom of the glasses.

"Oh, could this summer be anymore boring!" the red head said loudly, picking up her drink and taking a sip. "We have got to get away from this house."

"I agree Ginny." A bushy haired brunette said quietly, "But where would we go?"

Ginny looked down at her drink, then smirked mischievously, "I know. I'm sure you've heard of that new club in Lewkdale, why don't we go. It's opening night Hermione.

"Yeah, but we aren't old enough to get in." Hermione said, taking a sip of her drink, "You have to be at least 21 to get into that one and seeing as neither of us are 21..."

"Well, we can just apparate in right?"

"Why do you want to go to one so badly? It probably isn't that fun unless you're drinking."

"Then we'll buy drinks."Ginny continued, unwilling to give up, "I've finished school all ready, let's make my first summer out of school something to remember!"

"I dunno Ginny... we could get into a lot of trouble."

"Please Hermione!" Ginny pleaded, sliding from her chair to kneel beneath Hermione. "Please, oh pretty please!"

Hermione looked down at Ginny and tried not to smile. She looked so pathetic down there and she just had to give in. "Oh fine! Let's get dressed."

Ginny stood up quickly and clapped her hands, then whooped for joy. "You're the best Hermione!"

After two hours in Ginny's room the girls emerged looking very grown up. They snuck downstairs making sure no one saw them then bolted out the door and into the dark night.

"Well after you Ginny." Hermione said quietly. Ginny smirked and with a loud pop she disappeared. "Oh what have I gotten myself into!" Hermione said to herself before inhaling. Then, with a loud pop, she disappeared from the Burrow lawn.

Seconds later she found herself in the middle of an elegant girls lavatory. The new club was called 'La Pepita Dorata', meaning 'The Golden Nugget' in Italian and it sure lived up to it's name. The bathroom stalls were covered in gold paint and every other floor tile shimmered in gold. The sink counter tops were a white granite but the sinks and faucets were made from what looked like real gold.

"Woah!" Ginny exclaimed running her hand over the golden faucets. "Now isn't this a nice change of scenery."

"It is really nice isn't it?" Hermione stated, running her index finger over the water spout.

Loud, fast paced music was blaring outside the bathroom and with one last glance at the beautiful bathroom the girls exited into the main area.

Like the bathroom, the dance floor and bar was covered in gold, but the bar counter tops were black granite.

After dancing for a few minutes the two girls walked over to the crowded bar to order some drinks.

"Why don't you find us a place to sit while I get these?" Hermione yelled to Ginny over the loud music. Ginny nodded and walked off.

What can I get for you tonight?" the cute bartender asked.

"Um... two frozen peach margaritas please." Hermione said and pulled out her wallet. She had a few sickles and knuts, but she wasn't sure it would be enough.

"That will be four sickles." The bartender said, setting down the glasses. Even the lime was covered in a golden sheen.

"Shoot!" Hermione said under her breath, she was short one sickle. She was about to tell the bartender she didn't have enough when a pale hand slid four sickles forward. She looked up and saw the infamous Draco Malfoy smirking, as always.

"You can pay me back later." He said and grabbed the two drinks Hermione had ordered. "Where are you sitting, I'll help you carry these."

"Thanks Malfoy."

"What's with the last name." Draco asked slightly offended. "It's so childish don't you think?"

Hermione smirked and blushed then mentally slapped herself. 'Why am I blushing at Draco Malfoy!'

"What's this?" Ginny said, taking her drink and staring at Draco.

"Your friend was a little short on cash so I helped her out." Ginny's mouth formed an 'O' but she said nothing. "You know how you can pay me back Granger? Dance with me."

"What!" Hermione asked wildly, "You've got to be joking!"

"No, I'm not, one dance, that's all I'm asking for."

Hermione looked at Ginny, her eyebrows lost in her hair, she shrugged her shoulders then smiled.

"I think I'm a little tired," she said faking a yawn, "I'm just going to go home, you two have fun." She smiled and waved, then with a loud pop she was gone.

"Well looks like you'll have to dance with me anyway." Draco smirked and grabbed Hermione's hand.

"Wait!" Hermione said an grabbed both margarita's, drinking them as fast as she could without getting a brain freeze. Draco looked at her questioningly, "What? I'm guessing it's going to be a long night."