It started out like any other parody...
The Blorbs! Not a real disease! All the toads got really fat, and they decided to call it a disease because they couldn't admit that they were fat! And no one in the Mushroom Kingdom had liposuction equipment! The princess called a meeting, and for some reason, invited two middle-aged Italian plumbers whose little doctor experience could in no way cure the Blorbs. It's Nintendo logic!
Peach: Well now the Mario Bros are here, and we've skipped the completely meaningless walk-through-the-castle-sequence. So let's get to the meeting. To cure the-
Toad: COFFEE BREAK!
Peach: Already?
Toad: I'm just trying to make this seem like a normal American meeting for our audience.
Peach: This isn't realism, this is Nintendo! As I was saying, to cure the-
Toad: LUNCH BREAK!
Peach: First of all, it's 7:00 AM. Second of all, STOP TRYING TO BE REALISTIC!
Toad: But-
Peach: You're fired!
(Guards take the toad away.)
Peach: Now, as I was saying, to cure the Blorbs we obviously need to-
(Bowser walks in.)
Bowser: Hi.
Peach: Hi Bowser. We obviously need to- wait, what?
Bowser: I honestly just want to attend the-
(Mario pounds him and Peach throws him out of the castle.)
Bowser: The indignity!
Peach: Well that's taken care of. Now, every toad who got the Blorbs says that they bought burgers and fries from a hooded guy who worked in the drive-thru at McDonalds. All in favor of closing the McDonald's?
(No one raises their hand.)
Peach: Aw c'mon!
But then it all got out of hand.
Kamek: Lord Bowser!
(Bowser wakes up.)
Bowser: Shut up, Namek.
Kamek: Um, that's not my name. Have you been watching Dragon Ball Z again?
Bowser: Yeah, but who cares? I just want to skip this meaningless tutorial.
Kamek: Fine...
(Kamek flies away.)
Bowser: Yay!
(Bowser runs through the forest burning stuff, until he comes to a McDonald's with only a counter and a drive-thru [no eating area] where Hoody [Slenderman's proxy] is at the counter.)
Hoody: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Bowser: What would you recommend?
Hoody: Cheesecake.
Bowser: I'll have-
Fawful: HEY! THAT'S MY STATION!
Hoody: But-
Fawful: GET OUT OF THIS GAME!
(Hoody runs away.)
Fawful: Well sorry about that, but anyway, "a winner is you", blah blah blah-
Bowser: Hey man, why are you talking normal?
Fawful: I dunno, why are you?
Bowser: I'm just bored...
Fawful: Yeah, me too...
Bowser: I wish we could mix things up a little, y'know, bring in a few outside characters.
?: Maybe I can help.
(Fawful and Bowser turn)
Who is this person? How could they help? Where is the random chaotic crossover s*** i advertised in the title? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ba- I mean, this fanfiction.
FYI I did not make Fawful and Bowser talk normal because I didn't know how to write their language. I'm actually pretty good at figuring out different characters' syntax.