SCREWED- OVER
Cross- Over
Mario
And
Final Fantasy VII
(Balloon losing air)
Princess Toadstool: O Mario! You saved me! And look you brought Luigi, Yoshi and look, TOAD! I love your cute little mushroom.
(Princess runs out with arms open with a dreamy look on her face)
(So does Mario)
(Princess Passes Mario and everyone has a sly look)
Luigi: Sorry Mario. You're over.
Yoshi: Yeah! This is for punching me over the head all that time through your painless adventure. My painful adventure.
(Yoshi spits on Mario then smacks him side to side with his tongue)
Mario: But itsa me, Mario!
Toad: This is the life.
Princess: Thanks for wasting my time Mario! Look how long you took to save me.
Mario: But itsa me, Mario!
(Toad runs to Princess, Mushroom dropping. Princess runs to Toad, underwear dropping.
Princess: Catch Toad.
Toad: Home run! I wanna have 50 little Princesses.
Luigi: Here is a black mushroom for you Mario!
(Chooka Chooka Chooka)
Mario: Now Ima Small
(Loud Bang)
Cloud: Let's mosey gang
Mario: You came!
Cloud: Hey Mari- O Sh*t.
Mario: I've been Screwed!
Cloud: I've been there before. I could have been with a goddess. I remember it like it was yesterday. O wait. It was yesterday.
**Flashback**
[Cloud: I did it. I killed safer sephiroth. Where am I going? Nice Tunnel. Damn, he is over there. I'm burinig with rage. OMNISLASH! Bitch! He's dead………..Aeris? I'm ciming. I'll be there in a nano second.]
[Tifa: Cloud wake up! I'm a slut. I'll give 99 times more pleasure than her. I work well with my hands.]
[Cloud: Aeris Come Back! Damn, she's gone. Now I gotta be with her. She was right. She does give a lot of pleasure. I'd rather have pleasure with a goddess though. I've been SCREWED]
**End Flashback**
(Mario turns into Fire Mario)
(poom poom)
Luigi: Oww
(Chooka Chooka Chooka)
Mario: Suck ass!
(Mario sits on Luigi)
(Luigi disappears)
Cloud: That's it! Omnislash time.
(Yoshi takes buster sword from cloud!)
Cloud: You think that matters? I've been with Tifa way before I had my way with her. I know more now. OMNI-PUNCH TIME! 15 Punches to the back of Yoshi's head.
Yoshi: Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa! I thought I wasn't gonna have to do this again.
Mario: You damn midget! Starman Come! My true friend!
(Mario turns invincible)
(Mario grabs Toad's dick and drains all power until all saggy!)
(toad explodes)
Cloud: Mario do you mind if……….
Mario: Go ahead. You read my mind. We'll both take turns with her. FOREVER!
Cloud: Hold On! I'll get another one!
(Cloud takes back his sword from Yoshi)
Cloud: Tifa, I've been with you fore years before we did………Stuff.
Tifa: Yes CLOUD! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
(Cloud goes back to Donut World)
Cloud: Got another toy. Huh?!?
(cloud sees Mario having fun)
Cloud: My turn. Switch In 3, 2, 1. Go!
That's the Story of Screwing the person who screwed you. Thought the title meant being cheated? Nope.
Cross- Over
Mario
And
Final Fantasy VII
(Balloon losing air)
Princess Toadstool: O Mario! You saved me! And look you brought Luigi, Yoshi and look, TOAD! I love your cute little mushroom.
(Princess runs out with arms open with a dreamy look on her face)
(So does Mario)
(Princess Passes Mario and everyone has a sly look)
Luigi: Sorry Mario. You're over.
Yoshi: Yeah! This is for punching me over the head all that time through your painless adventure. My painful adventure.
(Yoshi spits on Mario then smacks him side to side with his tongue)
Mario: But itsa me, Mario!
Toad: This is the life.
Princess: Thanks for wasting my time Mario! Look how long you took to save me.
Mario: But itsa me, Mario!
(Toad runs to Princess, Mushroom dropping. Princess runs to Toad, underwear dropping.
Princess: Catch Toad.
Toad: Home run! I wanna have 50 little Princesses.
Luigi: Here is a black mushroom for you Mario!
(Chooka Chooka Chooka)
Mario: Now Ima Small
(Loud Bang)
Cloud: Let's mosey gang
Mario: You came!
Cloud: Hey Mari- O Sh*t.
Mario: I've been Screwed!
Cloud: I've been there before. I could have been with a goddess. I remember it like it was yesterday. O wait. It was yesterday.
**Flashback**
[Cloud: I did it. I killed safer sephiroth. Where am I going? Nice Tunnel. Damn, he is over there. I'm burinig with rage. OMNISLASH! Bitch! He's dead………..Aeris? I'm ciming. I'll be there in a nano second.]
[Tifa: Cloud wake up! I'm a slut. I'll give 99 times more pleasure than her. I work well with my hands.]
[Cloud: Aeris Come Back! Damn, she's gone. Now I gotta be with her. She was right. She does give a lot of pleasure. I'd rather have pleasure with a goddess though. I've been SCREWED]
**End Flashback**
(Mario turns into Fire Mario)
(poom poom)
Luigi: Oww
(Chooka Chooka Chooka)
Mario: Suck ass!
(Mario sits on Luigi)
(Luigi disappears)
Cloud: That's it! Omnislash time.
(Yoshi takes buster sword from cloud!)
Cloud: You think that matters? I've been with Tifa way before I had my way with her. I know more now. OMNI-PUNCH TIME! 15 Punches to the back of Yoshi's head.
Yoshi: Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa Gooa! I thought I wasn't gonna have to do this again.
Mario: You damn midget! Starman Come! My true friend!
(Mario turns invincible)
(Mario grabs Toad's dick and drains all power until all saggy!)
(toad explodes)
Cloud: Mario do you mind if……….
Mario: Go ahead. You read my mind. We'll both take turns with her. FOREVER!
Cloud: Hold On! I'll get another one!
(Cloud takes back his sword from Yoshi)
Cloud: Tifa, I've been with you fore years before we did………Stuff.
Tifa: Yes CLOUD! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
(Cloud goes back to Donut World)
Cloud: Got another toy. Huh?!?
(cloud sees Mario having fun)
Cloud: My turn. Switch In 3, 2, 1. Go!
That's the Story of Screwing the person who screwed you. Thought the title meant being cheated? Nope.