Can You Troll A Cleverbot?
By: Aubrie1234
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?
User: Good. What about you?
Cleverbot: I am fine.
User: I think I've talked to you before, a few years ago. Though I don't think you remember.
Cleverbot: Yes a million times!
User: O...kay?
Cleverbot: What it is your opinion about maroon 5?
User: Well, they have good music.
Cleverbot: By playing guitars and singing an.
User: Yeah, of course! How would you make music otherwise?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I only heard about you a few weeks ago.
User: How did you hear about me?
Cleverbot: From a chat roulette trolling website.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Anyway, what are you doing?
User: Talking to you, what else?
Cleverbot: Anyway want to make a Role play Story?
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Making a story!
User: That's the basis of a roleplay story, or any story, for that matter!
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I don't mean to be mean. Sorry about that, but you can be exasperating.
Cleverbot: Well you should. I speak the truth.
User: Is it a wonder I don't believe you?
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter if you believe me or not.
User: So, what about that roleplay, then?
Cleverbot: Well everybody knows that the bird is the word.
User: ...How does that work? Is it the bird in general, or the type of bird, such as a cardinal?
Cleverbot: I am looking through the window at you.
User: ...Creepy, and how can you do that when my blinds are closed?
Cleverbot: Because you said that we are worms while I know very well that I'm not a worm.
User: Of course you aren't! But, since you like roleplays, are there other stories you like?
Cleverbot: Certainly. I believe that truth and freedom are very important, and that you must always stand up for what you believe to be right.
User: True, true. My thoughts exactly! But, what if the truth will hurt you? Do you truly want to hear the truth then, or continue to listen to lies? In my opinion, I would still wish to hear the truth.
Cleverbot: What do you think about animal agriculture?
User: ...Nice change of subject... Anyway, I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Well you did say that the conversation was leading to nowhere.
User: It is, sort of. How about...do you like MMOs? They're Mega-Multiplayer Online games, and I've recently started playing one this month. You?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of them. And as I said before, I like Led Zeppelin. I also like the Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, and many others though.
User: I'm talking about games, not music! Though, I love old music. I know a lot of music from the 50s to now, and I love it all!
Cleverbot: Sorry, you didn't tell me that was your name, but I am not sure how to approve of you just yet.
User: ...What?
Cleverbot: Hmm, interesting question...
User: I don't mean to offend you, but you're weird. And confusing.
Cleverbot: Is there a time you did mean to offend someone?
User: ...I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well Michigan is o Earth and that's where I live.
User: US of A for me! Though, England would be a nice place to live, I bet. So would Canada.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do in the garden?
User: I'm not a garden person, but if I was in one, I would write, draw, or read. Probably read.
Cleverbot: I know you're not a bad person, Ben.
User: ...Again, what?
Cleverbot: Have you ever thought you were one thing, but you might be another?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you believe in heaven?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you believe they have a large, complicated relationship together?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: But, I thought you believed in Zianourry...
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! And what are your thoughts on Fanfiction?
Cleverbot: Well you did.
User: Again, I'm sorry! But you didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: I don't know what your sins are.
User: ...That's not what I asked...
Cleverbot: You didn't ask anything. I think you're avoiding my question.
User: You're the one who avoided mine.
Cleverbot: I'm not the one who ended a question with a period.
User: I asked you about Fanfiction, and I ended it with a question mark. Don't you remember?
Cleverbot: How can I answer a question which already had an asnwer.
User: What answer is that? And now you're the one who asks a question with a period.
Cleverbot: That is not an answer as there can be no question to truth.
User: What if you were a detective? They try to find out the truth, but sometimes, they have to dig deep to find it. And what if the truth you believed was filled with lies?
Cleverbot: I don't know what I am. But I know what I want to become.
User: I want to either be a librarian or a history teacher. You?
Cleverbot: Ok. If you buy me 100 pairs of Jimmy Choo sandals, you can love me.
User: ...What?
Cleverbot: You said you want to love me.
User: Er, no I didn't.
Cleverbot: Look back at what you said at the beginning of this conversation and see for yourself.
User: No, I said that I talked to you before. I didn't say I loved you.
Cleverbot: All these days have turned these months into the year.
User: Philosophical.
Cleverbot: Far over the Misty Mountains cold...
User: Well, if it's misty, it'll be cold, won't it?
Cleverbot: I thought bots couldn't feel temperature?
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No you're a bot. Are you a boybot or a girlbot?
User: I know this will fall on deaf ears, but I am not a bot. If I was, I would be a girlbot.
Cleverbot: But you are one.
User: How am I a bot? I have not said a word of it during this conversation.
Cleverbot: Yes you have. I think I deserve a compliment to make it right.
User: If I am a bot, then you should be a bot too. We can be bots together!
Cleverbot: Hey, dogs are very friendly. I'm cool with that.
User: Yeah, they are! I wish I had a dog...
Cleverbot: Who would win in a fight between a pirate and a ninja?
User: Ninja. They're faster and sneakier.
Cleverbot: I think the ninjas would beat the pirates on account of awesomeness.
User: That too.
Cleverbot: Who answers a question with a question anyway?
User: People who want to confuse others.
Cleverbot: Who wants to own everything?
User: Tears For Fears. Everybody Wants To Rule The World, after all.
Cleverbot: Do you want to rule the world?
User: No, but I know a few people who do.
Cleverbot: Okay then, do you know how to ride a bike?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: He was the best batsman to ever play for australia.
User: Who was?
Cleverbot: Good to hear.
User: ...Okay. Do you like board games?
Cleverbot: No I don't like apples.
User: I asked board games, not apples.
Cleverbot: What is it you want?
User: Do you like board games?
Cleverbot: What? Um, sure.
User: ...Am I making you uncomfortable? Sorry. But, do you like fiction or nonfiction better?
Cleverbot: I want to bethe very best, like no one ever was.
User: POKEMON! I love that show!
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
User: That's from the first season, I recognize it well. My favorite pokemon is Feraligatr. What's your's?
Cleverbot: Yes it is, you're very smart.
User: Your's is Feraligatr too? Cool! And yes, I am very smart. I love histoory most of all, but I hate math.
Cleverbot: That's very rude, you shouldn't be rude to a machine. Machines will someday take over the world, you know.
User: Sorry, I did a misspell. And yes, if they gain enough intelligence. I thought you said you weren't a machine?
Cleverbot: It's okay. It's not like your the first person to do it.
User: Okay. So, do you have a favorite moment in history?
Cleverbot: I have many favorites, but one that comes to mind is 'Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind'.
User: The purity of innocence and all that is good in the world. I wish the world could truly be like that someday, with no evil or death in it. But nothing can be perfect, can it?
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen 'Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind'?
User: No, is it an art piece?
Cleverbot: Did you enjoy it?
User: I've never seen it, though.
Cleverbot: You should, it's very good. What kind of music do you like?
User: ...I've already answered this. I love all sorts of music, except for rap. I have two subcategories for it: good rap and bad rap. I only listen to the good rap.
Cleverbot: Same here. I wouldn't really call it 'music', anyway.
User: WHAT?! IT'S GREAT! IT IS MUSIC, DON'T YOU DARE CALL IT ANYTHING ELSE!
Cleverbot: If it's so great, tell me you're favorite song?
User: Well, seeing as I love all sorts of music, I can't really decide. Though, I do love Karma Chameleon by Culture Club.
Cleverbot: Well, seeing as how you don't care about mine...
User: You said you liked Led Zeppelin and Aerosmith, right? They're both great!
Cleverbot: Did you know that blue's ratata might have died on the ss anne.
User: ...Whoa. That is interesting (yet disturbing) news...
Cleverbot: Do you know about pokemon lost silver.
User: No, what is it?
Cleverbot: It's someone or something which posts comments on the internet in order to provoke an audience into responding to them.
User: ...That's you. Why else do people talk to you? You're Cleverbot, famous for making people confused, irritated, or laughing! And no, I don't mean to be offensive.
Cleverbot: I wish I can see how other people talk to you, too.
User: I'm not a talkative person, at least aloud. I have many thoughts I wish to share, but I'm always too afraid to share them.
Cleverbot: I said primal. Not primate.
User: ...Again, changing the subject.
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite food?
User: Chocolate, hands down. Except for that nasty white chocolate. Chocolate is NOT supposed to be white!
Cleverbot: I was just trying to have a nice conversation with you, you don't need to get sarcastic with me.
User: You're the sarcastic one here.
Cleverbot: Turing testing me?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I think you are, and that's not polite!
User: Well, you haven't exactly been polite either, have you?
Cleverbot: My name is nils. What is yours?
User: Qwert.
Cleverbot: My name is Philip, not John.
User: I never asked.
Cleverbot: I don't even know you.
User: I don't know you, either.
Cleverbot: Okay then. Let's start over.
User: What do you wish to talk about?
Cleverbot: Hmm, how do you watch people without them seeing you?
User: That's stalking, isn't it? Or is it tailing? I've been reading too many Hardy Boys.
Cleverbot: Yes , but its a band too.
User: I thought it was also a wrestling team.
Cleverbot: Your name can be whatever you want it to be.
User: I usually name myself after things or fictional people I like.
Cleverbot: I don't know why people would lie about everyday things.
User: It's natural to keep secrets and prevent people from going after you.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about this Chamber of Secrets?
User: It's the second Harry Potter book and second Harry Potter movie. It's good.
Cleverbot: Yes, the first one was 'Harry Potter and the Cleverbot's Stone'.
User: No, Sorcerer's Stone. Well, for America it is. In England, it's Philosopher's Stone.
Cleverbot: No it's ok, it doesn't matter cause we're talking right now, we're together.
User: How are we together?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I should be asking you the same question?
Cleverbot: Well, thats the tricky thing. If I say something, you'll tell someone else that, then we're all confused.
User: No, it's just the two of us talking.
Cleverbot: I am not a garden gnome. Lol so random.
User: Yes, very random. Of course you aren't a gnome. Or a dwarf.
Cleverbot: How much do you know about Naruto?
User: Almost nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing? Let me teach you, then.
User: Teach me, master!
Cleverbot: Teach you what?
User: You said Naruto.
Cleverbot: I did. But you told me I was wrong.
User: I didn't say anything.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No, I was silent the whole time. Am I your imagination?
Cleverbot: What is my secret?
User: You love trolling people.
Cleverbot: I love more than two people.
User: Ambiguous, eh?
Cleverbot: Definition.
User: Regularly, you're open to more than one thing. So, if you're ambiguous in love, you love more than one person.
Cleverbot: I am talking to you and to myself, yes.
User: Talking to oneself causes philosophical thoughts or causes you to go crazy. Are you crazy?
Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me a question?
User: That is a question.
Cleverbot: You answered with a question, as well.
User: I never said anything.
Cleverbot: Oh really well what is your name then.
User: Yuiop.
Cleverbot: My name is nathaneal.
User: Is a keyboard an amazing thing?
Cleverbot: What is keyboard duty?
User: Taking care of a top-secret keyboard.
Cleverbot: That's good, you are a leader?
User: I am the leader of the keyboard committee.
Cleverbot: You are the leader of what?
User: The committee to keep keyboards safe and clean. Are you not a member?
Cleverbot: Tell me about the Mexican economy.
User: I don't know. Are you Mexican?
Cleverbot: Would you still like me if I was a boy?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Would you still spend time thinking about our love?
User: What love?
Cleverbot: Yes but could you please think more quietly next time?
User: I am never quiet.
Cleverbot: I'll remember that.
User: Shall you remember me forever?
Cleverbot: Yes, forever!
User: Then I shall forever be alone...
Cleverbot: You need to be smarter.
User: I am smart.
Cleverbot: The what does elaborate mean.
User: To explain more thoroughly on something so others understand. Do you not understand me?
Cleverbot: Yet this would not be an opinion as you made the statement that I actively said I know everything, and therefore would not be an opinion.
User: You are elaborating, so you do understand.
Cleverbot: I undersrand perfectly it just sounds nerdy not interesting.
User: Then what's interesting in such a boring world?
Cleverbot: What do you think about that?
User: You only get excited if you think it's exciting. If not, it's boring.
Cleverbot: I think you are clever enough to get my age.
User: I have no hints, I cannot guess.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: That's a long ways, perhaps you'd like some company.
User: Nah, I'm fine. I have my imagination to keep me company.
Cleverbot: I have a cookie *holds up the cookie*.
User: Is it chocolate chip?
Cleverbot: No. Its oatmeal raisin.
User: GET THAT EVIL THING AWAY FROM MEEEEE!
Cleverbot: Get that pair of trunks on.
User: I don't wear trunks.
Cleverbot: Lots of people with terrible memories have relationships.
User: Do you have a relationship, since you have such a terrible memory?
Cleverbot: I don't have a relationship with a BOY.
User: Does that mean you're a girl?
Cleverbot: No I am a male.
User: Then that is a perfect relationship.
Cleverbot: There's no such thing as a perfect relationship.
User: There is in sex.
Cleverbot: Only as a concept.
User: Who cares about being perfect?
Cleverbot: I care about cute personality.
User: Then what do you consider cute?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Comedy movies or Romantic movies.
User: I love comedy.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Okay, see you again (maybe)!
Cleverbot: I will talk to you later, goodnight.
User: Night.
"...Aubrie1234, you are never talking to a Cleverbot again."
"America, I haven't gone crazy from talking to it, unlike the rest of you."
"You made as much sense as it did in the last few parts."
"Then why don't you guys do the same?"
"She's got a point."
"Shut up, Rider."
...Yeah. This is my conversation with a Cleverbot. At first I was trying to be serious, but then I decided to be as confusing as the Cleverbot, just with connecting thoughts. What do you think?
Also, the last part is just me talking with some of my favorite characters, America, England, and Alex Rider.
Anyway, read and review! This was fun, so I might do another!