Americans have such odd traditions.

I was drowning my thoughts in the sake bottle in my hand, with the other two proclaimed geniuses (and Naruto) at my side. I looked at my reflection in the shiny bowl that had held chips a couple minutes ago, pondering what had happened.

My hair was sticking up as usual, normal, my usual pale Uchiha complexion, normal...

Black eyeliner making me look like a vampire, not normal, Sakura's pink lipstick on my cheek, not normal.

I looked at the dance floor, seeing my pink butterfly dancing. Flying.

See, this is all her fault. She dresses up like that, kisses me, and shoves this costume into my face.

Sigh. Might as well make the best of it, Sasuke.

...

Troublesome. There is nothing more troublesome than woman. Especially blonde ones who dress up scandalously as a pirate and make me dress up as a baby.

And now, watching my friends sulk, and watching their girls dance, I realise I'm not alone.

I placed the teddy bear on my lap, as my vampire friend got up and danced with a butterfly.

Well. He's got the right idea.

...

Uzumaki Hinata. I like that.

We-well in theory! Th-this is j-just a costume, dattebayo!

But, Hina-chan looks so good as my corpse bride.

Shikamaru's leaving! Hehe, teme's trying to do the Macarena with Sakura-chan!

I should...

I lifted my top hat off of the bar counter and straightened my zombie groom suit.

Oh yeah. Swag.

...

Hn. Those three abandoned me.

Well that's just not nice. I'm alone at the bar, dressed as a...

A tenten.

There's Tenten dancing in my clothes, and me sulking in her maroon pants and white top.

...she should wear skirts more often.

N-not that I-I wear s-skirts that's ridiculous-s!

She did this to me. Her hair is down like mine, chocolatey and straight, a tie at the end. Mine, however, is twisted into twin buns. My usual white single buttoned shirt is fitted perfectly onto her, just the right amount of clea-

Don't think like this, Neji. You are no pervert like Jiraya.

Oh. Slow song. There's Uchiha trying to slow dance, Ino whopping Shikamaru over the head for stepping on her precious boots, and Hinata-sama and Naruto coddling together.

Remind me to kill that Uzumaki later.

And Tenten- wait, no, CRAP! She's coming this way, no, crapcrapcrapcrap-

"Hey Neji." She took the seat beside me.

"Hn."

She saw my glass of punch, and sipped it slowly. "So."

I stood up, pulling her with me.

"What are you doing?" She whispered, as I placed my hands on her waist.

"I want you to dance with me." I smirked as her mouth upturned into a grin.

"I would enjoy that Ne-ahem, I mean, Tenten." She wrapped her arms around my waist and pulled me close, her head on my chest.

I upturned her chin and kissed her gently.

Happy Halloween.

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A/N: A little late, I know. Okay, a lot late! GOMENASAI! . But I still hope that you like this, and that you'll review!