Well what do you know?! I actually came back! I felt inspired to write a Ranma 1/2 fiction after watching the entire series over,(I serious think they should have ended the series differently than what did..., but that's just me!) so let's see how well this one turns out! Enjoy my take on RANMA 1/2!
Chapter I
The morning rays were rising slowly over the town of Nerima early Monday morning, but one soul was up and kicking right along the rising sun. Tying long brunette hair back into a ponytail, Ukyo began to prepare a quick breakfast before heading off to school today. Humming to herself, she mixed her ingredients for a simple egg and ham okonomiyaki and pour slowly onto the hot grill. Fully concentrating on the round hot cake, Ukyo smiled in delight as the okonomiyaki sizzled and bubbled turning golden brown on the edges. She never grew tired of this; cooking okonomiyaki brought peace and happiness deep down inside. Flipping the hot cake onto a plate neatly but quickly, she huffed with pride, another perfect okonomiyaki!
It was her goal after all, to make the best okonomiyaki every time and make hungry customers full and happy. Speaking of happy, Ukyo checked over her veggies and her meats portions inside her refrigerator to make sure she was ready to start the day after school. She double-check for squid portions and sighed in relief.
"I'll need plenty for Ran-chan's visit." She smiled, sighing with sweet thoughts of her beloved fiancé, Ranma.
Ranma.
"Why must that jerk take so long to realize the perfect wife was right here, ready to serve and make him happy for the rest of their lives?" Ukyo wondered out loud, munching on her breakfast cake in sadness.
What was wrong with her? She could cook, clean, take care of herself and a martial artist too! So what was it? What would make her Ran-chan see that he was the one?
What was she missing?
~XXxxxxXX~
Ranma yawned loudly from his spot on the fence walking towards school.
"Stupid panda! Throwing me in the pond at 5 in the morning- HE was the one snoring like a chainsaw!" Ranma barked bitterly, stretching his arms behind his head. Usually his blunette fiancé would have a comment to say back, but she responded back with a soft giggle. Trying to mask the giggle, Ranma heard her loud and clear and glared at her from the corner of his eyes. The blunette's body betraying her badly as her shoulders shook with laughter.
"What?" Ranma growled. Akane cleared her throat, coughing out the last of her laugh.
"By now, you should be used to the morning wake-up by Genma. Slacking off already?" Akane looked up at him, with a hint a smile.
By now, Ranma would have shot back at Akane, calling her a tomboy, uncute, barrel chest, need he say more? Or teased her about her own by-par skills, but after his fight at Phoenix Mountain and the disaster wedding, Ranma has made an attempt to not always lash out at his bluenette fiancé. After the wedding event, Ranma's mother Nodoka has happily moved into the Tendo house to spend time with her son. She's even been patient enough to teach Akane how to cook and to act more like a lady, along with trying to salvage her marriage with Genma.
Guess some things won't change. You can't teach old bears new tricks.
Ranma snorted and walked faster towards school, ignoring Akane, but she just smiled and skipped right after him. The two finally made it to the school gate, but before they could walk through, the sound of thunder came from the school ahead, growing louder by the second. "Sounds like rain?" Ranma looked up at the skies, but not a cloud in sight. The ground quaked beneath their feet like a mighty earthquake would soon be unleashed.
"Eh?" the two teens looked at one another with questionable expressions. ...Wait a minute.
"Don't tell me..." Ranma's face grew with understanding, then quickly formed frustration.
The school doors then burst open, pouring out hormonal male athletes, racing to get outside toward their goal: Tendo Akane. Ranma groaned loudly as Akane simply handed him her school bag.
"It's alright. I got this." she didn't even wait for a response, instead she took a breath of air to relax herself and jogged towards the herd of determined school boys.
Ranma hopped up top the school gate to get a better view, watching Akane pummel and drill her way to the school doors. Sharp jab to the left, then a swift kick behind her. Two right hooks knock the wind out of a karate boy, then threw him over her shoulder toward a dashing football player. After she hi-jump kicked a sumo boy's face, she propelled into the air and landed a hard kick to a soccer player before Akane blocked off a hockey stick coming straight for her face. From Ranma's view, Akane seemed more relaxed than the last few times she had for brawls with the male students. Apparently after the failed wedding, the male students at school figured that the engagement was voided, and the green light was on meaning that Akane was free and single again. Akane was peeved about the announcement and the desire these boys developed so quickly to challenge her, again! The number of horny males grew even larger than last year, three times more (after finding out a third of the them came from another school.)
Akane would usually take her frustration out during such fights, instead...
Ranma drew back toward the fight again, seeing his bluenette quickly duck down from the soccer ball from behind her. The speeding soccer ball instead slammed into a baseball player, knocking him out cold. Akane took the opening to knee jap the soccer player's face, sending a few teeth in the air, and flipped over his shoulders before the boxer that was behind her shot forward with a few jabs of his own. Seeing that he missed his target, he failed to see Akane kick the soccer player to the boxer that sent them both tumbling back and landing them in the growing pile of defeated males.
3...2...1! Akane finished the last boy standing with a jab to the stomach, then an one arm throw to the top of the boy pile.
"TIME!" Akane collected herself, catching her breath and fluffing her hair back in place.
"What was my time?" she asked quickly, still trying to calm her racing heart. Ranma leaped off the wall in front of the bluenette with a stopwatch in hand.
"Since the number of boys grew since last week, your time till is under three minutes," Ranma scratched his head, thinking hard. "so if we cut it by half from last time- Ha! You cut your old time by six seconds!" Ranma gave Akane a small proud smile as she beamed over her new record. Sadly their celebration was short-lived, for something fast came straight for Akane. Quickly snatching the flying object, now known as a dozen roses, Akane's face slumped in annoyance while Ranma's scrunched up quickly, losing his small smile. Stepping out from behind his hiding spot of a tree stood kendo champ Tatewaki Kuno.
Before the kendoist could flip his bangs, two fast punches sent him sailing to the clouds along with his bouquet of roses.
"Ranma, you didn't have to interfere." Akane dusted her dress off of any dirt or rubble from her fight earlier. She soon was handed her school bag.
"The last thing I want to hear before school starts is one-hundred haikus about Kuno's beauteous tigress." Ranma's spine shivered at the awful poetry Kuno had graced them with before attacking them last week, while the two teens made their way inside the school building leaving the huge pile of crying and moaning high school boys without looking back.
~XXxxxxXX~
Pulling out her notebook and pencils for her first subject of the day, Ukyo straightened out her boys uniform and grabbed her pencil to write before the class opened again, classmates walking in with greetings.
"Good morning!"
"Hey, did you finish science last night?"
"Could you help me in English after school today?"
"Quick! Hand over your math homework!"
Ukyo paid them no mind, or whatever was going on around her, for her mind was on other things.
"Ran-chan has been avoiding me lately. He didn't even come to my restaurant all last week!" the chef sighed heavily, looking forlorn at the chalkboard. "Well, at least he's talking to me again. He was so cold to me, after the *gulp* ruined wedding." The Tendo Dojo was close to crumbling into sticks and broken bricks after she and the other fiancés crashed the wedding. Ukyo was surprised that Mr. Tendo didn't have a heart attack on the spot, but what really surprised her more was Ranma giving her the cold shoulder three days after the train wreck of a wedding.
Sure Ranma was caught in the crossfire of attacks, and tossed around like a kick ball, but that was the perverted Happosai's fault for drinking the cure for Ranma's curse and making the day worse that things already were.
"At least Ranma and Akane's wedding is a no go. That leaves more time for me to hang out with Ran-chan! " Ukyo thought happily, just as the doors opened again.
"Good morning!" Akane called as she walked in with Ranma walking right behind her.
"Yo! Ucchan!" Ranma smiled at her. Ukyo tried her best not to let the smile on her face split in two.
"Ran-chan! Good morning!" she waved back.
Before more could be said, the homeroom teacher walked in quietly to the desk. Quickly students stationed themselves to their seats and the teacher started the day. While the teacher wrote notes on the board, back turned, Ranma's eyelids started to droop close, droning out the teacher's voice. Ukyo saw this first, and not wanting to be heard she grabbed her eraser and threw it at Ranma's head. Ranma caught the flying object without looking up, but didn't dodge the wooden mallet that smack him clean on his head.
"Ranma..." Akane hissed sharply looking rather tick.
"Ranma, could you answer the problem on the board, if you wouldn't mind staying awake?" the teacher called him out, obviously used to Ranma's antics. The classroom snickered, and Ukyo giggled to herself when Ranma stayed clueless to what just happened.
"I'll make an extra helping, just for you, my sweet Ran-chan!"
~XXxxxxXX~
Out on the streets, just outside Dr. Tofu's office, a grungy, tired human struggling on weak legs and a tall stick dragging itself closer to the blue building. Finally, reaching the doctor's walls, the stick was dropped along with a heavy backpack and tired human slouched up against the cool wall with a heavy sigh.
"Saotome Ranma..."
Ryoga Hibiki growled menacingly, fingers crackling along with his temper. Finally getting a chance to get some air in his lungs and relieve some stress off his shoulders, the martial artist had time now to stew over his next, and permanent target Ranma.
"How dare he, he … he," Ryoga's thick fingers quickly formed fists, ready to punch anything or anyone.
"HOW DARE HE DO SUCH A THING TO AKANE-SAN!" fuming loudly in his head, aiming his fist at the pole in front of him cleanly punching through the concrete. The top half fell off to the side, but it didn't even make a dent into Ryoga's boiling anger. Just thinking about that night gave him bad hives.
That fateful night…
(( Ryoga was returning from a month's trip in the mountains to challenge Ranma once more to see whose better. The day turned quickly into night, the crickets chirping away making music as they go.
"Just one street away until I'm reunited… Akane-san."
Ryoga could see it now; Akane feeding him dinner in her lap, Ryoga relaxing while they look out at the moon before bedtime.
"P-chan!" Akane cooed happily at him hugging him close…
Ryoga created holes into the wall with his pointer finger, daydreaming happily what his night would be.
"I'm back, Akane-saaan!" he cheered in his head, running head first into the wall he poke holes in, and landed straight into a creek. Not to be deterred, Ryoga, now a bouncing piglet managed to pull his gear out the water and safety behind a trash can a street away from his destination. Knowing his stuff would be safe, he raced to the back of Tendo residence, hoping to catch the family still having dinner. Wanting to be fed, he squeaked and oinked his way to the door, announcing his arrival.
Only to see the back doors shut and the lights out. In fact, the whole house was quiet. Not a stitch of light on. Ryoga squealed sadly, cold and alone outside.
"Everyone must be asleep. *sigh* I'll just camp out here for the night."
"RANMA!"
Ryoga blinked. Was that-Akane?
Now looking up at the windows he did see a shadow standing next to the bedroom window.
It must be that little pervert Happosai!
"AKANE-SAN!" Ryoga yelled, well squealed in his case, and bounced his way up to the roof and towards her window. Finally reaching her window, he saw shadows moving, but couldn't hear anything. Ryoga oinked, hoping his mistress would hear his calls. His cries went pass deaf ears as the mistress herself was, … preoccupied. The clouds finally moved from blocking the moon's bright glow, for the room was now had some light to see better, but what Ryoga had witnessed was not a sleeping dream of his mistress asleep.
It was a living nightmare.
Akane, his beautiful mistress, trapped in the dirty clutches of his greatest opponent, Ranma Saotome.
Ryoga felt his little piggy eyes would just fall out of socket after seeing such a display. To make matters worse, one of those dirty hands were holding Akane's wrists in a vice grip while *gulp* the other was taking it's sweet time unbuttoning her sleep shirt. The little piglet's body quake with shock more than anger. Ryoga couldn't believe what was happening before his very eyes; Ranma touching, violating Akane with a twinkle of pleasure in his eyes.
"Akane..." Ranma whispered into her sensitive ear, her body twitch from his hot breath. Her top buttons were released, showing off her creamy pink skin, collarbone a hotter pink, just like her flushed face.
"Wait, Ranma-" Akane inched away from his torturous lips, only to be snagged by his quick teeth to her earlobe earning a loud gasp.
"Oh no, you can't talk me out of this A-ka-ne-chan." Ranma purred against her neck, Akane's face turning a brighter pink. Finally he let go of her small wrists while trailing ki-ki-ki-kkisses down her neck.
"Akane, you are sooo uncute", and with that said, he dove in between her breasts purring as noisy as a motor boat.
"RANMA!" Akane squeaked loudly, her hands rushed quick to rest on his shoulders, like she was trying to push him away.
At that, Ryoga couldn't take much more of sitting back and doing nothing! Using his boiling anger for strength, and with threes tries, he crashed through the window aimed for Ranma, teeth ready to chomp on skin.
CHOMP!
Ryoga found his face completely covered by Ranma's out stretched hand, and being to see the pig-tailed boy through his fingers Ranma was less than pleased to see him. In fact, judging from the grip of his fingers and the twitching on his sour looking face he was livid, no, down right pissed at being interrupted from his Akane-fest.
"Good, let him stew. At least Akane's okay."
"P-P-CHAN!" Akane exclaimed, rising up quick by her elbows.
Akane-san! he got one good look at his mistress before his vision changed abruptly, and in five seconds flat, his squealing self was thrown skyrocketing out of the Tendo residence and into the night's sky.))
"Akane-san, I sure hope you're are okay after what that, that fiend has done to you." he grumbled to himself. "It's been a month since that horrible night. Akane-san, please be alright. What Ranma has done to you, violating you in your sleep, forcing himself onto you. Unthinkable. Saotome Ranma..." Ryoga's aura grew hotter and stronger with every second that passed.
"I'LL AVENGE YOU, AKANE-SAAA-!" Ryoga felt his energy depleting drastically, his body screaming for food, and he fell to the ground completely exhausted. That last bit of energy save for shouting did nothing to help his situation now! "Well that's just great... Now what?"
"Ah, you must be Ryoga-kun." a kind male voice spoke from above Ryoga's head, now blocking the sun's rays from his face. "What brings you out in front of my office?" Ryoga's stomach spoke for him, crying angrily for food. "Well, that explains the loud noise from earlier I'm sure?" the doctor smiled down at the lost boy. Ryoga chuckled faintly looking sheepishly, not wanting the good doctor to notice the damage on his building. "Come on now. I should have some noodles in the kitchen," the doctor easily pulled Ryoga to his feet and gently led him inside.
"and thank you Mr. Saotome for your hard work!" the doctor patted the big panda on the shoulder, who bowed respectfully and continued to sweep the leaves and dirt from the front entrance.
AN: That's Chapter One for you! Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I loved writing this. I would love to hear what you think, good and bad, and maybe I'll have the next chapter a little sooner. A big thanks and shout out to anyahibiki for taking the time to read this chapter and giving me advise. This chapter goes to you!
Also, don't forget to vote! There's a poll on my profile. You have until the 31st. Plenty of time! Read and review! Until next time,
~Shiza
