It was the summer before high school started, a young Rachel and Puck were messing around in her lounge room, Rachel was on the floor with Puck straddling her, whilst tickling her.
"Say Mercy!" He demanded,
"Never Rachel Berry never backs down!" She replied giddily,
"Then suffer!" he responded and then attacking her with another round of tickles until they heard a smash from upstairs, Puck felt Rachel instantly tense under his thighs.
She was nervous, he could tell, her fathers were out and he agreed to come over to keep her company.
He slowly picked her up from the floor, and grabbed her fathers baseball bat from the umbrella stand and slowly made his way up the stairs.
They heard a rustling coming from her room, he released himself from her grip and braced himself for the worse, he looked her in the eye, she was close to tears, he didn't understand why girls cried all the time. He kissed her on the cheek and faced the door, slowly he reached for the handle, his palms were sweating, (he was to bad ass to admit his nerves) when he swung the door open and run in, Rachel following close behind, when they stopped short when they saw him, the frizzy haired new kid that stalked Rachel all summer at the JCC, going through her underwear draw, that is when she lost it.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" she screeched, "WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? YOU ABSOLUTE TOAD FREAK!"
Puck could only laughed, out of all the years he known Rachel she never talked like that, he was loving it.
"YOU HAVE TAKEN IT TO FAR, SHIT DICK" Puck burst out in laughter when he heard that, then next minute she was beaten him down like the hand of god, with a toy unicorn.
"Stop, please stop" he pleaded, with tears gushing down his face,
"YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HERE, YOU INFECTED WART!" She demanded.
As he scurried to the door, they let a breath out when they heard the front door slam.
Puck dropped the bat and went over to hug Rachel.
"Hot!" he whispered in her ear,
` ONE WEEK LATER
"The court finds in favour of the plaintiff, and that an order of restraint if placed on Ms. Berry of 50 meters, unless on school grounds, where it is unavoidable. Thank you"
Authors note: Sorry it took so long, I just have been caught up, I know its short but I hope you like it :)
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