One day, in the mystic lands of Undertale, there lived a spooky skeleton named Papyrus. He was fat and ugly and had no face. Papyrus loved to attempt to kill his brother Sans. But Sans ate a lot of mice and got too fat and died. But there was this ugly little child named Frisk. and whenever Sans died, Frisk would reset. God damn humans.
One day was different.
"SANS! YOU ABOMINATION OF NATURE! GET DOWN HERE!"
Sans didn't know what to expect. And then again, he understood perfectly. He went downstairs and then he fell down the stairs and broke his neck and died. Little kid Frisk saw the whole scene unfold. Ketchup poured out of San's cracking skull. Then Papyrus killed Frisk. No reset for Sans!
"IT'S TIME FOR SHIFT, BURGERPANTS!"
He hated his job. He kills himself right on the spot.
"ASGORE, YOU PIECE OF SH*T! GET DOWN HERE!"
The author got lazy again, so Asgore dies right on the spot.
END OF CHAPTER ONE!11111