Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the vampire slayer. And I do not own Iron Man 2 or anything in the Marvel Universe.
One Year Ago:
"The truth is. I am Iron Man."
Buffy eyes widen as the press begin to go crazy, she places her hand on her forehead and sighs "Oh, dammit."
Present Day: Sunnydale, California
Buffy lies awake in her bed, she shifts trying to sleep but can't shake the odd feeling she keeps having. She sighs and looks over at her boyfriend Riley currently sleeping deeply beside her. Buffy huffs before giving into the urge and climbing out of the bed.
Buffy runs through the graveyard chasing after the vampire, she jumps on an gravestone and uses the momentum to push herself upwards so she can catch the vampire. She tackles him to the ground, but the two of them are straight back up. Buffy sends a quick kick to his face, when he tries to do the same she ducks then crouches down and swings her leg out knocking him to the ground. She grabs her stake then using a side aerial kicks him in the face knocking him back down. She then quickly brings the stake down to his chest.
After killing the vampire Buffy comes back into her room and climbs back into bed. As she does Riley wraps his arms around her, she smiles softly before slowly drifting off to sleep.
Buffy is packing her stuff into her suitcase when Riley walks into the room, he walks over to her and kisses her head "What you doing?"
Buffy raises an eyebrow "Packing. Spending the summer with my Dad. So I'm leaving the day after tomorrow."
"Ahh, your dad. The 'superhero'."
Buffy taps his chest as Riley laughs "It's not funny."
"Your dad flies around in a metal suits. And they call him Iron Man."
"Hey. Don't mock the suit." Buffy tells him "I helped design that thing."
Riley chuckles and raises his hands in defense "Sorry. There will be no mocking of the suit. So am I at least going to be able to visit you, at your Malibu mansion home."
Buffy raises an eyebrow "You wanna meet my dad? Don't you? You do realize going over to a man with access to many—many-many weapons of mass destruction and saying 'Hi, I'm the man currently sleeping with you daughter' Maybe not the best idea"
Riley chuckles "Okay, when you put it that way. Makes sense. So you don't leave for a few days right?"
Buffy smirks "Yeah, why?"
Riley smiles before lifting her and throwing her over his shoulder as Buffy giggles.
Buffy walks into her living room when her phone rings "Hello?"
"Hey. Buff." Tony's voice says.
Buffy chuckles "Hey dad. What did you do?"
"What makes you think I did something?"
Buffy stays silent causing Tony to groan "I don't like it when you use silence against me. Your mom used to do it, it's not fair."
Buffy rolls her eyes "Seriously, what is it? I gotta go patrol."
"Was wondering you gonna make it to the Stark expo day after tomorrow?"
Buffy thinks for a moment, "Not sure, why?"
"Please, just please." He begs using a child's voice.
Buffy chuckles "Fine. I'll try and make it in time."
"Perfect. You know gotta feel for your friends a few months without a Summers in town, well it can suck."
Buffy smiles "Thanks, I think. Look I gotta go. See you soon. Duty calls, it's a total drag."
Buffy punches the vampire in the face again and again, she then brings her knee up to his chest before climbing onto his back. The two struggle as he tries to throw her off. He manages to throw her to the ground but she's up in a heart beat, she punches him again and ducks his throw. She manages to kick him in the face but when she goes for a roundhouse kick he grabs her leg and lifts her above his head. He tosses her to the ground but she gets back up quickly and runs at him, wrapping her legs around his head, she twists her body bringing him to the ground, then she stakes him through the heart.
As she stands Buffy smiles at her work before walking away "Very impressive hunt." A man says from behind her "Such power."
Buffy turns to him "That was no hunt. That was just another day on the job. Care to step up for some overtime."
The man smiles "We're not going to fight."
Buffy raises an eyebrow "Do you know what a slayer is?"
"Do you?"
Buffy smirks "Who are you?"
"I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula."
Buffy's eyes widen and she can't stop the smile that comes to her face "Get out."
Buffy continues to stare in shock but she is taken out of her shock when a man in a metal suit lands next to her "Dad?" Buffy says as she spots the Iron Man suit.
Tony stands and pulls off his helmet "Hi Buff. You said slaying was a drag, figured I'd join."
Buffy crosses her arms "We discussed this before. No man in a red and gold metal suit fighting vampires."
Tony pouts "Oh come on."
Buffy rolls her eyes and points at Dracula "I'm a bit busy here. With Dracula."
Tony turns to her stunned before turning to Dracula, Tony grins "Awesome."
Buffy turns back to Dracula "So let me get this straight. You're...Dracula, the guy, the count."
Dracula smiles at Buffy "I am. Who is he?"
Tony steps forward "Tony Stark, genius, billionaire, philanthropist."
Buffy rolls her eyes again "Dad, don't talk to the fan-boy."
Buffy turns to Dracula "Look, no offense but I've fought more than a couple...pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat."
Dracula watches her intently "You know who I am. As I would know without question...that you are Buffy Summers."
Tony cuts in "Technically Buffy Anne Summers Stark."
Dracula turns to Tony "Quiet." Suddenly Tony closes his mouth.
Buffy smirks "Okay. Cool you gotta teach me that. So you've heard of me."
Dracula nods as he begins to circle her "Naturally, you are known throughout the world."
Buffy blushes "Nan. Really?"
"Why else would I come here? For the sun? I came to meet the renowned killer."
"Yeah, I prefer the term slayer you know, killer just sounds so—"
"Naked?"
Buffy stares at him slightly creeped out "Like I paint clowns or something. I'm the good guy, remember?"
"Perhaps, but your power is rooted in darkness. You must feel it."
Buffy looks away for a second thinking "No. You know what I feel? Bored."
Buffy moved forward to stake him but he disappears in a poof of smoke "Okay, that's cheating."
"Hey, Buffy, what's up?" Xander asks as he and Willow walk over. "Wait, why is your dad here. And in that awesome suit."
"Because's he's an moron." Buffy turns to Tony "Can you move yet?"
Tony nods "Yep. Where is he?"
"Where's who Mr. Stark?" Willow asks as Xander continues to stare at the suit mesmerised.
"Get out of here. Now." Buffy tells them "And take my father with you please."
"Hey!" Tony yells "That's not fair, I wanna kick a little Dracula ass too."
"Dracula?" Xander and Willow ask confused.
Buffy rolls her eyes "Behind you." She says as Dracula materialises behind them.
"I have no interest in you." Dracula tells them "Leave us."
Xander backs away so he's behind Buffy "Sorry man didn't mean to interrupt."
"This is not the time." Dracula says his focus still on Buffy "I will see you soon."
Suddenly Dracula turns to a bat and disappears.
Tony turns to Buffy "I think I prefer your world. It's awesome."
After dropping the suit off at the house, Tony and Buffy are heading to Giles' house. "Wait, a half man slash half robot slash part demon thing. Named Adam?" Tony asks stunned at what he had just learned his daughter had dealt with in her first year of college. Buffy nods "Yep."
"And the girl you stabbed came out of her coma and stole your body?"
Buffy nods "Yep, yep and yep. Oh and a vampire named Spike, had a government chip put in his head, which makes him nothing more than a harmless puppy."
Tony laughs "We've gotta start spending more time here, seriously this place is awesome."
Buffy stops in front of him and shakes her head "No, no, no and no. Did I mention no. Look I would actual like the last living member of my family to live. Which means little Sunnydale for you."
"But—" Tony tries to argue but Buffy cuts him off.
"No."
"But I think—"
"Dad, no."
Tony pouts "Fine. So do I finally get to see your little Scooby gang in action?"
Buffy chuckles "Sure. But my rule about patrolling still stands and while your here, try not to draw a lot of attention."
"Will try. So do I get to meet the boyfriend?"
Buffy shuts her eyes and groans "Bad day. Bad Bad day."
"Mr. Stark." Giles says as Tony and Buffy enter his house "It's good to see you again."
Tony nods "You as well geefs, so this is the Scooby gang." Tony says looking around at the small group of people "So which one of you is the boyfriend. Let me guess, the tall one." Tony says gesturing to Riley.
Riley walks over to him nervously "Mr. Stark, It's a pleasure."
Tony inspects Riley "You're not dead are you?"
Riley shakes his head "No I can assure you, I'm very much alive. Human and alive."
Tony nods "Good." He turns to Buffy "I approve. But tall man boy, there will be no groping of the daughter, touching or kissing while I'm around or I will put my suit back on as blast your ass to Timbuktu. I'll send you straight to an early grave if you hurt her."
"Dad!" Buffy exclaims, before slapping the back of his head "Be nice." She hisses "Or I'll call Pepper and tell her your skipping the set up for the expo so you can hang out on the Hellmouth."
Tony's eyes widen in fear and he turns to her "You wouldn't."
Buffy smirks "Oh, I so would."