What is A?
Aunt Anne's croc (but not as bad, with a long nose).
What is B?
Guy who cuts hair, babe, orbs of soap skin with air in, and a bee (but fat).
What is C?
Cow with a hump (but not that, it lives near sand) on the roof.
What is D?
Dave Don Doo dreamed twelve doughs with holes in and a duck dog too.
What is E?
Ear egg large grey thing from the zoo with a trunk.
What is F?
Four things from birds that are soft on a made up thing.
What is G?
Goat girl and babe noise eye aids.
What is H?
Horse that wants food. Hay. Hen in a hat. 'ray! 'ray!
What is I?
Ick is in want of a scratch. So am I.
What is J?
J whose last name is like the last name of Lee from the books with the scarred Boy Who Lived's jam jar and jam start that way.
What is K?
Small cat. Thing that hops in Oz. Kick a thing that heats up stuff to make tea. Kite, and a king's sneeze.
What is L?
Small Lo Lopp. Left leg. Big cat that has a mane that wants to sleep licks a sweet ball on a stick.
What is M?
Lots of mice that make some noise but not much make noise that sounds good in the light of the moon at night. Not bad at all.
What is N?
Nine new ties and a shirt for the night and a nose.
What is O?
O is good. You use it when you say: "The large bird (that lives in the States) of the grouch put black gold on an owl that was not red or blue or the third one, but a mix of red and the third one (for paints), which is the hue of a fox, on this day."
What is P?
I like to paint clothes for sleep pink.
Cop in a thing to build with sand.
Pete's dog.
And now
Dad is in a thing to build with sand.
What is Q?
The quick queen of the place that starts with Q and which starts with Quince and ends with y and her duck who jumps.
What is R?
Rose R R rides on her red pet from the zoo.
What is S?
Dumb Sam Slick sipped six soft drinks and got sick sick sick.
What is T?
Ten things that want to go to bed, which are shelled things that live and are green, on a tree of made up name.
What is U?
Ubb who is the bro of my dad has a thing which stops rain and some pants (but to a Brit).
What is V?
V Vi Vinn is not good at all on her thing that you play sound with that has strings and a bow.
What are two Us (as one thing)?
Will whose last name is the place where the French had a big loss cleans one young one whose last name is like that of Ralph from the Simpsons (but the first name is where those things that hop live), and that one cleans Woo whose first name is like the guy you find in books, if you are from the States..
What is X?
A thing of much use for Nix Knox, as well as a spare fox with an axe.
What is Y?
A yak that wants to go to bed and makes a sound like that, and is not red or blue but the third one (for paints). Young girl whose first name is like the one in the book about the scarred boy who learns to fly from the one of whom I speak but it has a Y at the start, and then the last name is like the guy from How to train your winged flame beast (who is not a beast) whose first name is Snot, for short, who yells on its back.
What is Z?
The thing that starts with Z in the Doc Seus book.