Humor/Horror
Chapter 1
Naruto disclaimer; I / We do not own Naruto
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Okay one day there were 3 girls hanging at the Tauton river on the small cement dock. They were students at Bristol County Agricultural High school. Then a girl with long caramel colored hair said "Hey I bet Sunni would fuck that blonde character Deidara."
Then the girl with long black hair and glasses called Sunni yelled " Kala why you!" then she started smirking evilly at her friend. The dirty blonde girl was bored and watching the scene unfold.
"Ahh." Kala yelled as Sunni pushed her off the dock. "If I go you are so coming with me!" Just before she lost balance and fell in she grabbed Sunni.
"Chelsea!" Sunni grabbed onto her trying to keep balance. "Ahh don't touch me I don't like you like that!" screamed Chelsea.
All of the girls fell into the river. When they surfaced Kala was feeling like she was being dragged into something. She turned around saw a whirlpool and screamed grabbing Sunni who grabbed Chelsea.
"I said don't touch me!" Chelsea cried.
All three girls were soon sucked into a vortex. Then when the girls opened there eyes they were on a beach. "Hey guy's this looks like the Moon village that evacuated because of a Tsunami in Naruto??? Kala stated.
They all looked at each other and screamed.
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Meanwhile in Orochimaru's layer. Kabuto and Orochimaru recently found a scroll that brings things from another dimension.
They drew a star in the middle of the room and put a circle around it, with some candles. Then they did the jutsu and a big poof was heard.
A doll with stitches all over his face was seen in the middle of the room. "Whew it feels good to be back." it said. Then it looked around the room and saw a pale faced snake man and some four eyes with white hair.
He automatically reached in his jumper and pulled out a knife. Orochimaru said " I'll leave this thing to you." Then he quickly disappeared.
Kabuto looked at the doll and quickly walked away. Then he fell flat on his face. "Where the fuck do you think your going four eyes." The doll spat. "Who and what the hell are you?" Kabuto said.
"The names Chuckie and I'm a human psycho trapped in a doll's body." Then Chuckie stabbed Kabuto in the chest and twisted the kunai around cracking bones. Then he ripped it out and slit Kabuto's throat and walked away.
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"How the hell did we get here?" Kala cried anime tears flowing down her face. As they walked into a dark place.
"Hey I wonder if were gonna meet our favorite characters cuzz I can't wait." Sunni said rubbing her hands together.
"Deidara where ever you are stay hidden." Chelsea said as they walked through the halls.
"Hey we have chakra right?" Kala asked. Then she tried to make it visible, sure enough a silver aura lit up the room. Then Sunni did it her aura was black and Chelsea's was crimson red.
They walked into a room and saw a dead Kabuto on the floor, we all started laughing our asses off. "He so got what he deserved." Chelsea said while laughing. Then Kala stopped when she saw the Chuckie doll on the wall.
She instantly tugged on Sunni's sleeve. When she saw what Kala was looking at she ran over to him and said "Oh my god can I please have your autograph." She yelled randomly pulling out a paper and pen.
Kala grabbed Sunni and then they both said "Ohh shit!" As Chuckie threw a knife at there heads. Kala glared at Sunni and then all three of the girls ran down the hall. They didn't realize that they were going into separate tunnels.
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Chelsea ran until she reached a door. When she entered she saw an Akatsuki member Hidan. He turns to her and she ended up getting/ learning his religion now she's immortal. She is walking around with him learning about Joshine the god.
"This is so cool." She mumbled.
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Sunni ran into a room with a blonde man that looked like a girl. "Deidara?" Then he turned around and noticed Sunni ran towards him and tackled him to the ground.
He pushed her off and then she noticed her hands started getting mouths like his. Then she made them disappear. They talked and Sunni learned as much as possible about the character.
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Kala ran straight and took many turns and then went into a door. She ran so fast she bumped into a person and fell on her but. She looked up and saw Uchiha Sasuke.
"Sasuke.." is the only thing Kala said before getting up steaming. "Who the hell are you?" he asked annoyed. That was it Kala's temper took over.
"You corny mother fucker how could you do that to Sakura you ass. She loved you and you loved her you seriously have problems you emo bastard." She yelled at him. A flicker of red set off in her eyes as she screamed.
He starred at her funny as a silver aura surrounded her.
"Hn." "You fucking bastard that is it." she screamed as she went to hit him he side stepped and caught her arm. Her eyes were red with sharingan. "RAHHHHHHHHHHH." She yelled at the top of her lungs.
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Sunni and Chelsea shot there heads up and ran to find her both saying "She lost it." They ran into each other and ran down the hall. "I wonder who did it this time." They said laughing.
"Guess what I met Deidara!" Sunni cried with joy. Chelsea's sweat drop. "I met Hidan." she said happily.
They checked the doors and when they opened it they saw there friend trying to hit Sasuke.
They both laughed as Kala grabbed her arm back and started to walk to her friends. Sasuke appeared in front of her and hit her pressure point knocking her out and letting her fall to the ground.
"AWWWW." Then the Akatsuki appeared behind them and stepped in front of them and glared at the youngest Uchiha. Then Orochimaru appeared with Sasuke and stood there eyeing Kala's body.
"You stay away from me, Michael Jackson wanna be." Kala cried running to the Akatsuki, but Sasuke got in front of her. "I refuse to go with that pedifile he creepy." She cried trying to move but Sasuke used his sharingan and knocked her out. She fell limb into his chest. Then slung her over his shoulder.
"Kala!" Sunni and Chelsea said as the Michael Jackson wanna be disappeared. Then Hidan took a cloth and put sleeping stuff on it put it on Chelsea's mouth causing her to pass out.
Deidara went to do the same to Sunni but she put her hands up and the mouths appeared. Then Deidara locked hands with her and they started making out. (EEWWWW) Sunni passed out from a nose bleed.
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Then Kala woke up chained to the wall and saw a figure in the room and screamed. Orochimaru then said "Would you like to learn how to eat ice cream?" My eyes widened remembering the comic Chelsea made in school. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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Mean while back on earth a girl named Rayna watched as her friends disappeared. She ran to the edge and stopped. "Okay I can do this I can do this, all I have to do is trip myself. Hey look whats that? Whats what?" she leaned over and tripped herself falling in the whirl pool and arrived where her friends were. "I shall save you." she said while running into the dark house.
A/N What you think ?????? Its suppose to be funni perverted exet. I am Kala nxt chapter Sunni will write it then it will be Chelsea then me Again. So hope you enjoy. Please R&R.
P.S.
Sunni dnt kill me lol well yeah c ya