AUTHORS NOTE: This is not "M" rated yet but in later chapter it will be ;) let me know if you think I should keep going I have funny ideas for the next chapters then some hot ones for the end if things go as planned! - KP

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Miroku and Inuyasha were lying in the long grass together under the stars on a warm summer night with light breeze blowing the smell of flowers through their hair. Mirkuro was playing with Inuyasha's hair like he liked to do; the half-breed let him do this even though he did not like it but he did love the other man after all.

It was a rare time for them to have alone time to be alone together. It was only lucky to happen this night because when they wandered off and Hachi asked them where they were going Miroku told him to "fuck off" and go watch the girls" because they had to talk about secret jewel shards. Hachi always did what Miroku-sama says because he belongs to him. Inuyasha told Myoga to go wtih because since they were both useless sidekicks, two useless sidekicks adds up to one mediocre guard.

So the men get to be alone. Of course they were not talking about Secret Jewel's Shards in fact they were not talking about much at all because they were kissing while Miroku pet his dog-boyfriend's hair. Inuyasha was making happy puppy noises for a while and then the two of them pulled away and went to stare at each other's eyes loverly but Inuyasha seemed distracted as Miroku could tell. They were so in love it was almost like a psychic conncection.

"Inuyasha what troubles you?" Miroku asks.

"Eh, it's nothin'" Inusasha replies in his bad grammar, but it is still always cute.

"Of course it's not nothing or else I wouldn't have asked. Whatever it is you can tell me. I will always understand because I love you and also because I am the smartest one of the group." He smiled. Inuyasha wanted to smack his arrogance but instead he kissed him because that's what you do when you don't want to hurt people you care about.

"Fine..." Inuyasha sat up and crossed his legs. He was playing with the grass and not meting Mirolu's eyegaze. "Well remember when I accidently switched phones with Sesshomarhu the other days ago?"

The Priest laughed "Haha, yes I remember that was funny when his ringtone was Miley Cyrus"

Inuyasha giggled "Yes but that is not the I'm talking aboiut. Anyways I was going through his texts before I made Kagome deliver the phone back to him."

"You are sneaky."

"And when I went through the texts I saw one he was got from his room-mate Narakun. It was about Wind Tunnles."

Miroku cocked his head to the side. "Wind tunnles? That's intersting tell me more."

"I was gonna. Anyway Narku says that it feels good for everyone if you fuck someone's Wind Tunnel so I was wondering if maybe we could try that soemetime."

"Inuyasha..."

"See, Monk? This is why I don't like to talk about things, I know you think it's stupid all the things I say." He was to stand up to leve but Miroku grabbe dhim by the necklace and pulled him close.

"Nothing you say is stupid, Inukun. You know I don't think anything you say is stupid. Of course I do want to try that in fact I wonder why it took so long for you to suggest it since you are such a lusty pervert that you are."

"Eh? If I'm a pervert then I don't want to know what you think YOU are!"

They laughed and then Miroku said

"The reason we have not tried that yet is because that is a sacred custom among my people. Wind Tunnels are very holy which is not a pun because I didn't mean the word holy with an "e" in it, it is a serious fact. I cannot show my Wind Tunnel to people outside of battle unless we are very close emotionally, much less let you put your dogdick in me!"

"I thought we were close."

"We are close, I love you. But my Wind Tunnel does not know that and it does not listen to words or my heart. Instead you have to show me how you love me. Prove to my hand that you do not love Kagome instead."

"Kagome is a GIRL, that's just stupid."

"I knwo she is but it's the only way."

"What do I have to do? I'll do anything to prove I love you and I want all of your body, Mirkou."

"You have to do soemthing to make Kagome upset with you. But nothign to upset that she'd kill you because I wouldn't live without you after that."

"Hmph, well what do you suggest since you're the smartest and everything?"

"I think..." He paused thoughtfully. He said I think you should kill Sango."

"Kill sango? No way you know we'd be dead before morning without her boomerang. Why don't I just kill Shippoh?"

"Shippo you think?"

"Yeah, I mean look at it this way, he doesn't do ANYTHING to help us jsut eats our food and fluffs his tail and if his ballsd ropped by now he'd've humped Kagome's leg years ago. She thinks he's okay she won't be devestated if he died but she'd still be sad I think it would work."

"Ok then I challenge you Inuyasha. If you want to love my Wind Tunnel you must kill the fox kitsune known as Shippoh."