Quistis and Seifer Goin' At It
We're sorry to disappoint you, but the title doesn't mean they go at it the way you want them to go at it. This is an actual fight that we had not so long ago, so we thought that making it a fanfic would be a good idea. We know....
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Seifer: I wanna die. How much can I pay you to die?
Seifer: I mean to kill me. How much can I pay you?
Quistis: Nothing, cause I'm not killing you.
Seifer: Pleeeease?
Seifer: Do you know anyone who will?
Quistis: Why do you want to die?
Seifer: Because people think I'm gay.
Quistis: Well you are having a relationship with a guy in Dollet, but don't worry about what people say, every guy says that every guy is gay cause they think it's cool.
Seifer: I still wanna die. I'd rather be dead than alive right now.
Quistis: No.
Quistis: Love life.
Quistis: Otherwise, you might end up like this:
Shows him nasty picture of woman with an eye ball hanging out of her head.
Seifer: Stop, that's nasty.
Quistis: No die.
Seifer: Yes die.
Quistis: No.
Seifer: I'll use the knife in you're room.
Quistis: Good luck finding the key.
Seifer: I'll just rip the door open its almost broken anyway.
Quistis: It doesn't do that, I've tried.
Quistis: That's how it got broken in the first place.
Seifer: I'll rip harder.
Seifer: And throw it.
Quistis: But then you'll see a bunch of SeeD papers and run away.
Seifer: No I won't.
Seifer: I'll stab the SeeD papers with the knife.
Quistis: You have to get the SeeD papers out of the way before you can get to the knife.
Seifer: I'll throw it out the window.
Quistis: No you won't.
Seifer: Yes I will.
Seifer: And if you try to stop me I'll stab you too.
Quistis: You won't throw it out the window cause you'll need to walk over to the window
to open it and while you're doing that I'll take out the knife and run away.
Seifer: No you won't.
Seifer: Then i'll throw your tv at you
Seifer: And you'll fall
Seifer: And I'll take the knife
Quistis: No, cause you'll have to lift the tv up and while you're doing that, I'll smash you
with my guitar.
Seifer: And then I'll get up and throw the amplifier out the window.
Seifer: And when you go over to yell at me I'll kick you.
Seifer: Then take your whip and throw it at your face.
Quistis: You're mean.
Seifer: Then I'll push your bookshelves over.
Seifer: And push the bed into you.
Seifer: And slam the door to your bathroom on my way out.
Quistis: Isn't the point to kill YOU?
Seifer: Yes and I'd take the knife with me.
Seifer: And I'd kill myself in the bathroom.
Now if Seifer didn't have the gunblade to vent anger on Squall in the beginning of the game, he would have killed himself and then the game would be stupid and make no sense and not be as great and wonderful as it was.
We're sorry to disappoint you, but the title doesn't mean they go at it the way you want them to go at it. This is an actual fight that we had not so long ago, so we thought that making it a fanfic would be a good idea. We know....
Everyone knows that no one at FanFiction.net really owns any of the characters or companies and such, so why do we keep doing disclaimers?
Seifer: I wanna die. How much can I pay you to die?
Seifer: I mean to kill me. How much can I pay you?
Quistis: Nothing, cause I'm not killing you.
Seifer: Pleeeease?
Seifer: Do you know anyone who will?
Quistis: Why do you want to die?
Seifer: Because people think I'm gay.
Quistis: Well you are having a relationship with a guy in Dollet, but don't worry about what people say, every guy says that every guy is gay cause they think it's cool.
Seifer: I still wanna die. I'd rather be dead than alive right now.
Quistis: No.
Quistis: Love life.
Quistis: Otherwise, you might end up like this:
Shows him nasty picture of woman with an eye ball hanging out of her head.
Seifer: Stop, that's nasty.
Quistis: No die.
Seifer: Yes die.
Quistis: No.
Seifer: I'll use the knife in you're room.
Quistis: Good luck finding the key.
Seifer: I'll just rip the door open its almost broken anyway.
Quistis: It doesn't do that, I've tried.
Quistis: That's how it got broken in the first place.
Seifer: I'll rip harder.
Seifer: And throw it.
Quistis: But then you'll see a bunch of SeeD papers and run away.
Seifer: No I won't.
Seifer: I'll stab the SeeD papers with the knife.
Quistis: You have to get the SeeD papers out of the way before you can get to the knife.
Seifer: I'll throw it out the window.
Quistis: No you won't.
Seifer: Yes I will.
Seifer: And if you try to stop me I'll stab you too.
Quistis: You won't throw it out the window cause you'll need to walk over to the window
to open it and while you're doing that I'll take out the knife and run away.
Seifer: No you won't.
Seifer: Then i'll throw your tv at you
Seifer: And you'll fall
Seifer: And I'll take the knife
Quistis: No, cause you'll have to lift the tv up and while you're doing that, I'll smash you
with my guitar.
Seifer: And then I'll get up and throw the amplifier out the window.
Seifer: And when you go over to yell at me I'll kick you.
Seifer: Then take your whip and throw it at your face.
Quistis: You're mean.
Seifer: Then I'll push your bookshelves over.
Seifer: And push the bed into you.
Seifer: And slam the door to your bathroom on my way out.
Quistis: Isn't the point to kill YOU?
Seifer: Yes and I'd take the knife with me.
Seifer: And I'd kill myself in the bathroom.
Now if Seifer didn't have the gunblade to vent anger on Squall in the beginning of the game, he would have killed himself and then the game would be stupid and make no sense and not be as great and wonderful as it was.