Ganondorf Gets E Coli!

by Dark Kyotoa

Yeah, this isn't as good quality as I'm able to make, but it's still funny. So why does he get E. Coli? It has to do with him joining your party in the Subspace Emissary... Not related to the actual Subspcae Emissary.

Ganondorf Gets E. Coli!

A One-Shot

One day, Ganondorf was walking down the street when he noticed that someone saved Zelda and Link from their imminent demise! Ganondorf squinted and noticed that it was Mario who had done the saving! The evil wizard approached the plumber and growled, "You just saved my enemies from their imminent demise! What the fluff?!"

Mario shrugged. "I didn't know they were your enemies. How about I make it up to you by having you become my partner?"

"WHAT?! He's evil! You can't just become all buddy-buddy with that dude!" Link whined.

"Shut up, Fairy boy! From now on, me and the fat guy here are best friends!" Ganondorf boasted. Mario wasn't sure if he should have been offended, or happy. So, to celebrate their awkward friendship, they decided to order food.

"Hmm, I think we should have pizza, cuz it rawks," mario said, holding up a place-mat-menu thing.

Ganondorf put a hand to his chin. "Hmm, no. I'm feeling more like Italian food today!"

Mario groaned. "Well, pizza IS Italian food!"

"Well, excuse me for not eating anything other than stupid Lon-Lon milk and potions for the my whole life! It's not my fault Hyrule has no real food!" Ganondorf moped. Just then, a dumb pizza dude delivered the pizza to the house where the pair magically appeared.

"That'll be five-"

"It's free or you DIE!" Ganny threatened.

"AUUUUUUUUUGH!" the innocent pizza dude cried before running away in terror.

Mario opened the pizza box and found that it was half-cheese, half-spinach. Uncooked spinach at that. Mario ate the pieces with cheese, while the idiotic Ganny ate the spinach pieces. "Woah, this is so much better than that stupid milk I drank all day!" he joyfully said.

The next day, Ganondorf contracted E. Coli and died. Everyone in the known universe rejoiced.

"YEAH! Mario saved us from the king of evil! YAY!" most everyone cheered.

Just then, Link came in, fuming. "NO! Just, NO! I kill that dude fifty-bajillion times, I am forced into being reincarnated each time, yet this dude just destroys him with PIZZA?! WHAT THE HECK!!1!11!one!" Link then proceeded to going to the corner to cry and cut himself.

"No! My friend! Marcia, PORQUE?!" Mario cried. He then joined Link and cried in the corner. Then everyone died. THE END.

A/N: Yeah, this story was a bit weird. Read on my profile about why the heck I put this on here. I thank my sister for the idea!