"I am opening the emergency meeting of Girls' Sanity Club," Hermione said in a determined voice, tapping her shoes against the chair."Ginny, did you write it down?"
Ginny looked up from behind the three colorful cans that were standing in front of her and Luna. Miss Lovegood was currently dividing the money she got for weed between her favourite charities: Aliens among us, Save Percy Graves 2k16 and…
"What the fuck is a NEWT?" Pansy asked suspiciously as if she couldn't believe in the word existing.
"National Enterprise of Wonderous Turkeys," Hermione answered nearly automatically, because of course she knew.