Tales from the Med Bay - Sideswipe
Disclaimer:
The Transformer universe is owned by Hasbro. I don't own them, just borrow them to use and abuse, pat their heads and send them home. I make no money from this story. (I wish!!!) I do own a crowd of party Dragons who would enjoy eating and drinking you out of house, home and castle!!!!
Personal Disclaimer:
Dragon would like to point out that she doesn't condone the use of violence, torture or coercing in any way, shape or form in real life. But these stories are straight out of her warped imagination and she is happy enough to write about it!!
I don't know if this will turn into a series?? Have NO idea where this one came from??
For once the Ark med bay was quiet and peaceful. Ratchet had indulged in giving it a 'quick clean.' This meant that the room was cleaner than any human 'clean room' facility. Everything was squeaky clean down to a molecular level.
He, First Aid and Wheeljack were cleaning and recalibrating the medical support equipment. He had even relented and allowed Aid to have the radio on. It was playing a light jazz tune quietly in the background.
First Aid cocked his head slightly, listening intently.
"Can you hear that?" He asked.
The other two exchanged glances and listened. Faintly, they could hear laughter. More laughter sounded, nearer and quite hysterical. Then, along with the laughter, they picked up a 'squish, squish' noise. The noise became louder and stopped outside the doors.
Ratchet stood, moving around the table to have the doors directly in line of fire, picking up a wrench, just in case!!! The doors opened and………………………………………
Ratchet hung onto the side of the table in an effort not to fall on the floor laughing. A thump from behind him told of one of the others failing. He thought he was going to burst a servo, he was laughing so hard.
"This is NOT funny!!!!" Gargled and spat from the mech who squelched in.
"Ha haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH!!! IS!!!!!!!" Jack squealed.
Sideswipe tried to give him a patented 'Sunny Death Stare' which failed miserably. Well, it would have been scary if he wasn't covered in bubbling pink goo.
"Ratchet!!!! It's in all my servos and relays. It's cold and it squelches!!" He whined. More of the pink stuff bubbled from his joints.
"And it's all over my clean med bay floor!!! You little fragger!!" Ratchet managed to gasp out. He grabbed a scanner and held it near the melee warrior. The pink goo was………………………. "Blancmange???? How in the Holy Name of Primus Below have you got Blancmange INSIDE your body???"
This set Jack and Aid off again, their hysterical laughter was contagious. Ratchet started chuckling again. Sideswipe stomped to the table and sat on it, leaving a pink trail behind him.
"Don't prank Unicorns!!! They cheat and use magic!!!"