Purgatory: Naruto Style

© The Serenity

A/N: This is my THIRD story for Naruto, and I think I know what I'm doing now. But if there's some random twist, just remember I do little to no planning on stories, so bear with me. Anyway, a reviewer asked if I was completely nuts, and well, yes. Not that it is anything new per se...

Somewhere in California

So, one dark night when everyone was asleep, the clock ticked along with the beat of the culprit's heart...

Ah, screw it.

This is just a stupid thirteen year old girl who is wondering why an action show called Naruto has violence at three in the morning, to be point blank.

And all of a sudden she had one fanatical, unwise idea that was totally irrelevant and illogical. She started sketching out the niceties of her conspiracy. And the idiot titled it,

"10 Days in a Car in Downtown Little Rock, Arkansas."

Why she chose Little Rock, Arkansas out of the thousands of towns out there has still not been figured out this day, and any suggestions would be well esteemed.

Then she wrote underneath.

"Naruto Style."

"This should teach them." The maniac snickered (being incapable of evil laughing.) She then put her scheme into action.

Little Rock, Arkansas

Itachi was brusquely awakened from his murderous daydream of slitting Sasuke's throat by a digging into his ribcage. He opened his crimson eyes, and Kakashi was leaning against him, scrambling for room. Itachi looked around.

There was him, Deidara, Sasori, Sasuke, Tobi, Gaara, and Kakashi all itching for room inside the four man convertible. Itachi was in the front seat, Kakashi was squeezed on the ashtray, Sasori and Deidara were sharing space on the passenger seat, and Tobi, Sasuke, and Gaara were all crammed on the back seat.

Itachi didn't know how the hell he got there, but he did know he did not like it. His hand flew to the door handle, but suddenly a big voice boomed.

"You better not open that door."

"And why not?" Itachi sassed back.

"You are now involuntarily on a game show called: PURGATORY."

"Let me go." Gaara growled and attempted to escape.

"I wouldn't do that."

Only then did they notice the parking lot they were in was surrounded by hundreds of teddy bears holding machetes amongst other weapons that didn't look fun to play with.

"You are stuck in a car for ten days. Should you try to leave, you'll be taken down and be sent to the Brink."

Itachi looked to his left. The "Brink" was a whole bunch of fangirls with overdramatic eye makeup, stretching their arms out to hug him.

"Itachi-kun! Itachi-kun!" They chanted.

"If you dare fight the teddy bears, you will be beaten senseless and fed to the fangirls in nothing but boxers."

"Okay okay, we get it." Deidara snapped, wiggling for seat space. Sasori pushed him over so he could have the majority of the seat.

"But Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi protested. Nobody said anything after that. They just rubbed their foreheads, wondering how they were going to spend ten days like this.

A/N: Who should go first?