Disclaimer: Outsiders+ Caryn owning them never going to happen.
A/N: This is based on a conversation the author Flag and myself had.
One day Caryn and Sarah were talking to seven greasers. Actually, they were scaring the seven greasers.
"Pony, are there any food books in your house?" Sarah asked.
"Cook books? No." What a strange question to ask.
"I'm going to write a book about apple pie!" Sarah yelled to the heavens. Everyone looked nervous for their lives. "So Ren Ren, do you have anything to say?"
"Of course! Wait, Ren Ren?"
"Yeah, it's kind of like caRYN, but more annoying."
"I see. I hate the index toe!" That's definitely what they're called.
"Why?" Two-bit asked.
"Because, it's so pointless. Sarah is a great speller!"
Steve looked like he wanted to put the two in the hood of his car. Dally looked like he wanted to punch them. Johnny looked like he wanted to run away from the two talking.
"I have asparagus!" Sarah yelled.
"That's delightful!" Caryn said.
"Yes, delightful." Soda said confused.
"It tastes like spinach!" Sarah said after taking a bite of the asparagus.
"Not as delightful." Caryn replied.
Darry then got up from his newspaper reading chair where he was reading the paper. He grabbed Sarah and Caryn by the collars, because he's Superdope. He threw the two out of the house. He grabbed Sarah's dropped asparagus and hugged it.