DISCLAIMER: One Piece belongs to Eiirchiro Oda.
~ Bad Idea ~
"Who are you?"
The unexpected voice startled Law, and he turned to see a child with aqua hair staring at him.
"... Santa Claus," he tried.
The little girl scowled at him and retorted with obvious skepticism, "You're a skinny Santa Claus."
"How else would I fit down chimneys?" he said.
"The real Santa is magic! And I saw you come in the window!"
Then she reached toward him with an open hand, and the next thing the surgeon knew, he was a plush toy harp seal. What he didn't know was that everyone else in the world had just forgotten that he ever existed.
~end~