Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, violence, blood and gore, implied romantic situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
The Idiot Squad
Chapter 1: Another Murder Mystery
The day after the defeat of the colonist aliens cut to the downtown area which the boys were making their last walk to school before summer break begins right now and they are in their summer clothes once again which South Park is getting hit by another heat wave once again. Which they all in colorful tees and shorts trying to keep cool but they are still sweating like a bunch of pigs inside a well heated oven? At that moment that they are quite pleased and happy that they had made it through another wacky school year in South Park now they get to sleep in and have summer fun like camping, fishing and swimming plus any troubles that they will get into over the break while away from school at last and they are singing School days song has well too. But all sudden they all saw a fleet of speedy high-powered police squad cars with their lights and sirens on were racing down to the other side of the town right now.
"Where the hell they all are going in a great hurray right now?" Said Cartman while walking along with his so-called friends on their way to school in a red t-shirt and brown shorts along powder blue/yellow tennis shoes minus his trademark cap
"Dude they probably going to Tom Barton's doughnut shop for fresh just made batch of gazed and jelly filled doughnuts." Said Kenny which he is not in his orange parka right now that he is in an orange t-shirt and blue jeans shorts along with brown hiking boots and his blond hair was a mess.
"Oh, a cop and doughnuts joke but it is a good one" Said Stan with a semi cheerful grin has formed on his face with a slightly giggle under his breath and wearing a brown t-shirt and blue shorts along with red/blue tennis shoes minus his hat
"Well Kinny if you want to find a cop go to there or the police station" Said Cartman
"Yeah they will be at their station when Mayor McDaniels is breathing fire and is on their asses about something like public safety " Said Kyle
"But dude I wonders where they are going right now?" Said Kyle which his ginger jewfro looks very frizzy due from the heat and he is wearing an orange t-shirt and green shorts along with green/orange tennis shoes
Cut over to a local 24/7 convenience store which it was a crime scene an armed robbery went bad that subject or subjects stabbed and killed the clerk and a couple of bystanders along being shot too that blood is everywhere which Sgt. Harrison Louis Yates and Det. Mitch Murphy Harris is on the case while BarBrady was in a meeting at city hall which it is a lie right now.
"Gentlemen let find this scumbag before he or a group of them to make them pays for this crime against humanity in our lovely justice system." Said Yates which all of officers in the building just looks at him very funny at that moment
"Sir!" Said the on duty officers
"The reason why I want this solved very fast because you know that our lovely bitchy mayor will be on our asses in no time about this case being solved" Said Yates while rolling his eyes at them then all sudden BarBrady came walking in there which he had heard the crime scene over his police scanner at home.
"So what had happened in here Lou?" Said BarBrady looking at the blood stain then he says" Did someone accidentally break a large case of bottles of ketchup that had spilled all over the place?"
"Well sir its look like an armed robbery/triple homicide that we have on our hands right now." Said Yates does not look very amused at all then he sneers loudly at his superior "Has Mayor McDaniels had been brief on this case yet chief?"
"No Lou she haven't been brief on this at all yet" Said BarBrady which Yates has silently sighs a sign of relief at that moment all sudden speak of the devil that she shall appears along with her loyal and toady assistants that she looks very pissed off has well too which the boys also there along with a crowd of curiously looking townsfolk who had gathered there to see what is going on which nothing happened that much in this small town yeah right which no one can't remember the outbreak of colonist aliens' virus that had just taken place a few days ago .
"So gentlemen, do you idiots have any leads or suspects on this case at all yet? " McDaniels snickered in a very scornfully sounding voice as she addressed her two top commanding officers while giving that scowling glare of her to them at that very same moment
"Well Martha someone had knocked over a box of ketchup and spilled it all over place?" Said BarBrady that is when Yates doing a nose bridge pinches for BarBrady's dumb answer which the mayor looked very annoyed and rolled her eyes for his stupidity right now
"No you fucking retarded idiot that is no ketchup had spilled all over on the floor that it look like blood to me BarBrady you are testing my patience right now!" Said McDaniels in a loud shrieking voice to show her disappointed mood for them at that very same second
"Huh?" Said BarBrady
"Oh boy here we go with her bitching again!" Said Yates in a low whisper to his partner Mitch which he silently nodded in agreed with Yates
"Well Kahl you owe twenty dollars on our bet so pay up Jew?!" Said Cartman
"God damn it!" Kyle sneers loudly which Cartman looked much enjoyed on his plump face when he ruined Kyle's morning already
"Can I'm have a police force that is filled with competent officers who can do their jobs and solves something around here for once!" McDaniels sneers loudly then she motioned her two assistants that she is ready to leave at that moment before they left the crime scene " Well gentlemen you better solved this goddamned case starting now that I will be on your ass about solving this got it."
"Yes madam" Said both of BarBrady and Yates
"Let's go now I had an enough right now!" Said McDaniels that is when they left the area
"Damn Mayor McDaniels is pissed again you guys" Said Cartman
"We know Cartman" Said the other three boys that is when they too left the area for school at that moment
"Duh, fat ass we just saw her blew her fucking top off! Said Kyle
"Shut up you fucking mouth Jew" Said Cartman in an angry tone voice
"Oh fuck you Cartman" Said Kyle
To Be Continued
Author's Note: May have to change the rating from rated T to M in future coming soon chapters and I will start chapter 2 tomorrow I promised.