Disclaimer: I. Don't. Own. MASH. Clear enough for you?
A/N: This is my first drabble. I don't know if it's any good. It just came to me, and I've had it sitting in my computer for weeks, and I finally decided to post it.
Reasons
"Why do you act like such a womanizer? You're always chasing my nurses, getting into trouble, playing pranks. Why can't you, for once in your life, act like a normal human being?"
Hawkeye sat silently as Margaret raged on. When she finally stopped, he stood up, looked her in the face.
"You know why you always act so hard and stiff, and military?" he questioned.
He paused, waiting. Margaret was silent.
"That's why I act the way I do."
Then he walked out, leaving Margaret staring after him.
A/N: So, whaddya think? Like it? Hate it? Flames will be used to roast hot dogs, because I'm hungry. Don't make them to hot though, I burn easy! Hope you liked the fic! :D