I got Warheads for Easter. Let's leave it at that, shall we?
"Quatre! Can I play with your boyfriend? _Please_?"
"Stay away from him, Duo."
"But I want to get some expression out of him."
"Expression? Out of Trowa? Duo, only I can get anything out of Trowa."
"Want to make a bet?"
"No."
"Let's make one anyway. I say I can get a reaction out of Trowa. You say only you can. Let's make a bet. If I get Trowa to make any expression, I win. Loser has to make out with their boyfriend…in front of Wufei…and take it as far as it needs to go till his nose bleeds."
"Duo!"
"Please Quatre! I'm bored, Rashid won't let me help around the house anymore.
"*sigh* Just this once, Duo."
"Yay!"
***
"Trowa…_please_ don't show any emotion anywhere near Duo today…I'm sorry, but I had to make him a bet to make him leave me alone."
"And if you lose?"
"*mumbles* till Wufei's nose bleeds?"
"*shock* …"
"Trowa, don't be like that! This was the only way to keep Duo occupied!"
"No expression."
"Just near Duo."
"Ryoukai."
"Trowa…don't start."
***
"Trowa! What's up? It's such a glorious day, you and Quatre should do something outside! Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean?" Duo continued on this same kind of thought for thirty minutes before realizing that Trowa wasn't going to do anything. Duo huffed off.
***
"TROWAAAAA!!!! How do you like my Relena imitation? It scares the crap out of Heero!"
"Heero."
Heero obligingly came over and pulled Duo off Trowa. Then Duo whispered in his ear. Heero redeposited Duo on Trowa.
Five minutes later, Duo jumped off and walked away.
***
"Trowa? Would you like some candy?" Duo offered Trowa a Warhead.
Trowa accepted graciously and placed it in his mouth. Then his face automatically screwed up.
"I WIN!" Duo ran off to find Quatre.
"TROWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
***
"You've gotta do it, Quatre! I won!" Duo had Wufei tied to a chair with his eyes taped open so he was forced to watch.
Quatre kissed Trowa. Before long, in the midst of much moaning and groping, Wufei's blood began dripping out his nose.
"Quatre? You can stop now…Quatre?"
Quatre and Trowa kept going at in on the floor. Duo meeped and escaped-- leaving Wufei tied to the chair.
"Maxwell?! Where are you going?! Don't leave me here! Kisama!" Then Wufei saw something he wanted to try with Treize--before remembering how much more flexible Trowa was than either of them. "Injustice."
"Quatre! Can I play with your boyfriend? _Please_?"
"Stay away from him, Duo."
"But I want to get some expression out of him."
"Expression? Out of Trowa? Duo, only I can get anything out of Trowa."
"Want to make a bet?"
"No."
"Let's make one anyway. I say I can get a reaction out of Trowa. You say only you can. Let's make a bet. If I get Trowa to make any expression, I win. Loser has to make out with their boyfriend…in front of Wufei…and take it as far as it needs to go till his nose bleeds."
"Duo!"
"Please Quatre! I'm bored, Rashid won't let me help around the house anymore.
"*sigh* Just this once, Duo."
"Yay!"
***
"Trowa…_please_ don't show any emotion anywhere near Duo today…I'm sorry, but I had to make him a bet to make him leave me alone."
"And if you lose?"
"*mumbles* till Wufei's nose bleeds?"
"*shock* …"
"Trowa, don't be like that! This was the only way to keep Duo occupied!"
"No expression."
"Just near Duo."
"Ryoukai."
"Trowa…don't start."
***
"Trowa! What's up? It's such a glorious day, you and Quatre should do something outside! Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean?" Duo continued on this same kind of thought for thirty minutes before realizing that Trowa wasn't going to do anything. Duo huffed off.
***
"TROWAAAAA!!!! How do you like my Relena imitation? It scares the crap out of Heero!"
"Heero."
Heero obligingly came over and pulled Duo off Trowa. Then Duo whispered in his ear. Heero redeposited Duo on Trowa.
Five minutes later, Duo jumped off and walked away.
***
"Trowa? Would you like some candy?" Duo offered Trowa a Warhead.
Trowa accepted graciously and placed it in his mouth. Then his face automatically screwed up.
"I WIN!" Duo ran off to find Quatre.
"TROWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
***
"You've gotta do it, Quatre! I won!" Duo had Wufei tied to a chair with his eyes taped open so he was forced to watch.
Quatre kissed Trowa. Before long, in the midst of much moaning and groping, Wufei's blood began dripping out his nose.
"Quatre? You can stop now…Quatre?"
Quatre and Trowa kept going at in on the floor. Duo meeped and escaped-- leaving Wufei tied to the chair.
"Maxwell?! Where are you going?! Don't leave me here! Kisama!" Then Wufei saw something he wanted to try with Treize--before remembering how much more flexible Trowa was than either of them. "Injustice."