A poem from Vegeta to Bulma









My name is Vegeta, and I am a prince,

But that doesn't really matter since

My planet was destroyed by a dude named Freezer.

And I got a wife that demands I please her

(Kinda hard to be a prince around a woman

Who's always demanding so much good lovin').

But I get by the best I can

Shooting killer death beams outta my hand

At stupid people who cross my path

And don't realize I can kick their ass.

But anyway, it's a lot of fun

To beat the everloving crap outta someone

Using nothing but my left knee

I'm that strong, but people don't see

The light I'm in with my stupid wife

Living with this woman, I have no life

I just sit around and do what she says

What a title to bestow to a Saiyan Prince's head!

But that's okay, cuz she doesn't know

That I cuss her out when she doesn't show

Although she heard me one time, and she got really mad

Just one night of loving was all that I had

In the next six month period of my life.

Why did you dumb earthlings think up this "wife"?

It is no matter, If she crosses me again

I will charge up to s-s-j two and then

Blow her to smithereens with my G-Gun attack

Then we'll see how much she likes that!

Uh-oh, here she comes, I hear her approach

What am I doing darling? Oh nothing, you know!

Certainly not plotting your demise, that's for sure

You know my love for you is so pure!

What's that in my hand? No, not a blast

That I was gonna use to vap'rize your ass!

Ow! Leave me alone! Just let me be!

Why can't you just get away from me!

Dammit woman, just leave me alone

Lord help me get back to my Saiyan home!