Happy Tree Friends
IN
Raccoonman of Friendcatraz
Starring
Shifty and Lifty
Featuring
Lumpy and Flippy
ALMOST THERE
Weather: Rainy
Time: Night
At the local prison rooftop...
"You sure this is going to work?" Lifty asked his brother.
"I'm positive!" Shifty said. Both were dressed like birds.
"Alright, lets blow this joint." Shifty said.
Suddenly, Lumpy, dressed like a Prison Officer came barging out. "HEY! STOP!" he shouted.
"Oh! Crap! JUMP!!" Shifty shouted. The Raccoon Bros. then proceeded to jump off, and started flapping their arms.
"Uhh...I better stop 'em!" Lumpy said, running back downstairs. However, at some point, he trips, and starts falling down the stairs, mostly landing on his head, as gray matter splattered the stairs and wall, not to mention it was also being decorated with Lumpy's blood. By the time Lumpy had reached the bottom of the stairs, his brain was visible, as a large pool of blood was forming underneath his head.
Meanwhile, outside the prison...
Amazingly, the brothers were flying.
"Holy crap! It's really happening! We're flying!" Lifty said.
"What did I tell you?" Shifty said, looking back, smirking. When he looked forward, he flew right into a searchlight, causing the poor raccoon to burn up, and get blood everywhere inside the now broken light. Eventually, he shrivled up, dead.
Lifty simply laughed his trademark laugh at his brothers misfortune. Suddenly, a helicopter appeared out of nowhere, as Lifty accidently flew into the blades, slicing up the raccoon into little bits. His screams were drowned out by the sounds of the blades and the sickening crunching sounds of his body being chopped off. Eventually, everypart of him was kibble.
Inside the helicopter...
Flippy, the pilot, simply looked around, wondering what all that noise was. Eventually he saw Lifty's blood running down the windshield. He then started having flashbacks of all the blood in Vietnam. Eventually, he started to breath heavy, as his eyes turned green. He then abandoned his seat, grabbed a parachute, abandoned the chopper, and deployed his parachute, not giving a shit about the person he was carrying. The chopper then crashed into the prison, killing the passenger and various inmates. Flippy then started to laugh evilly, as he watched the various victims run out, covered in flames and blood.
Watch where you fly.
This is my first Happy Tree Friends story. I hope I got that feeling of gore and blood just right. If I did anything wrong, please let me know. I'll try to make Happy Tree Friend stories longer.