Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Here I Come!
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Yum, Yum, Yum!
I need to leave on a rocket ship!
So I can give this place a slip!
I'll take Granger
It will be so fine
To spend time together
As we dine!
Up on mars
Where you need a suit
Ruled by a lion
And not an old coot!
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Here I Come!
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Yum, Yum, Yum!
I assure you, it is truly great.
One might even say that
It's top rate!
There are no dances, no mean subs
As they would disturb Rumbleroar's Cubs!
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Here I Come!
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Yum, Yum, Yum!