Act One

Scene One

In a cheery castle, tucked away into a dense forest with fire lamps lining the road from the market place to the castle. Enter into a small, stone room covered in colorful tapestries and deep red rugs. There is a dressing type with a looking glass opposite it, and seated at the short stool was a young girl, approximately seventeen, with long blonde hair, and a nervous atmosphere in the room. Another woman, older but still young, stood beside her, brushing her hair. The second woman also had long blonde hair, with a much more regal look.

Julie: Oh….I'm so nervous!

Eowyn: Don't be nervous! You're marrying the Lord Denethor! That's no reason to be nervous. He loves you!

Julie: Oh, I'm not worried about Denny! I'm worried about….I don't know…maybe the party afterwards, everyone knows Dear Denny can't dance! Or maybe it's the new city….I don't know Gondorian customs! Or maybe it's the wedding night…

Eowyn: ….Well, its not like its anything you've never done before…

Julie gives evil look…

Julie: You know, Eowyn, I am not that bad.

Eowyn: Yes, Julie, you are.

Julie: No.

Eowyn: Yes.

Julie: No.

Eowyn: Yes.

Julie: EOWYN!! Stop! I am not a whore!

Eowyn: ….Yes, yes you are.

Julie: ….Anyway, I expect you and Faramir to mingle with all the guests and appear to be proper stepchildren.

Eowyn: Stepchildren?

Julie: Of course, Eowyn, stepchildren.

Eowyn: Julie, under no circumstances will you ever, ever be my stepmother.

Julie: tinkle laugh Oh, Eowyn! You silly child! Of course you will, now brush mummy's hair.

Eowyn: No, no, no, Julie, I thi--

Julie: Please, Eowyn, call me 'mummy'

Eowyn: No…I don't believe I will, Jul--

Julie: 'Mummy'

Eowyn: Julie, no.

Julie: gets evil look upon face I….said….MUMMY!!!

Eowyn: No!

Julie: Yes!!

Eowyn: produces evil roar

Scene ends with vicious catfight, cut to Denethor and Faramir.