I'd be better off falling for an android….

This is a songfic for Aleheather… And it's for Simon Curtis' song "Fell in love in an android". Go YouTube it! He needs more fame!

The one-shot is from Al's point of view (I just like calling him that since it annoys him… even if he's not real…)

In 5…4…3…2…1…

Heather walked down the street we both lived on, her beauty, even if she was bald in the past, was shocking. She knew exactly how to drive men, even ones as strong as I, mad.

"Perfect model, knows how to push the throttle"

I wanted to be more than an acquaintance; I just wish we were that, instead of mortal enemies.

"Don't wanna be just another name in your registry."

I just wished my lust could get me over when she nearly killed me by kicking me in the… well… anyway… when the volcano erupted.

"I just wanted to see if my lust could get me over your complete lack of substance."

I wished that I hadn't played so many games with her. Maybe she would trust me if I hadn't. And maybe she wouldn't have tricked me last me spoke at the finale if I had been more honest.

"Fell in love with an android, baby! Playing games with the toy that played me!"

Where did she learn to be so cold-hearted? And why did she let it take effect on her personality?

"But electricity is easy I'm told, so where'd you ever learn to be so cold?"

And that's when she looked at me. I couldn't see a single emotion in her eyes. I couldn't see anything at all, no love, but no hatred. Maybe I deserved to be alone after the way I behaved on the show.

"Nothing in your eyes that I can see, time to shut the power down and let me be."

She rolled her eyes, and turned from my window with a twitch of her perfect hips. It was so irritating!

"Try to play it like you think you're something so hot, hate to say it, but I'd rather love a robot."

Annnnnnd scene! I realize I changed the lyrics at the end, but I wanted to keep it K+, and besides, I don't swear. I also realize I didn't use the whole song, but that would take way too long! And please remember that this is just a one-shot, so please don't ask me to update… Sorry!

This is also my first one-shot, and my first song-fic! So please don't only review, but also be nice, please! I wrote this in less than a half-hour, so it's not overly polished or very thought out… I love it though, and I was pretty bored, and thought this song suited them! So… I decided to write a short fan fiction about it.

And now that I've got that out of my system, I can focus on "total drama high", please read it, even if you submitted an OC and they didn't get in, or you never did, because every character I accepted is quite interesting, and I have big plans for them!

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CynicalSquid—Emma Claire Putnam