Hey there Guys!
Have you ever thought what would happen if the Hogwarts Legendary but-not-enough-legendary-for-Lily is introduced to Google?
I know there wasn't Google (or Tabs for that matter) back then but still! It's fiction after all! Thinking out of the box as we call it ; )
It would be a short fic, say 10 chapters? I don't know for sure because the idea just popped in my head and I wrote it down. And it sounded like something worth it.
CHAPTER 1 : SOMETHING CALLED TAB EXISTS?
JAMES'POV
Oh for the sake of Merlin's father's Mother's Grandmother's beard I'm gonna kill that asshole!
Hey, Wait a sec there! Someone's grandmother won't have a beard now, would she?
Let me rephrase:
Oh for the sake of Merlin's father's Mother's Grandfather's Beard I'm gonna kill that asshole!
Hmm….that's better….
"Padfooooot! You better bring your ass over here and your knees down the floor begging forgiveness or it won't be long until this Earth rejoices over your death!" I shouted.
"Oo! I'm scared! Someone save me from dear old Prongsie!" Sirius replied in a girlish tone.
"So, it didn't work?" Remus asked me, his voice coming from behind.
"The hell it didn't! You won't believe what Lily did. She just took the love frame and..."
"Let the bright flames of fire swallow it along with your robes?"
My eyes widened and my mouth hung open in response to his prediction. Merlin! Was he a seer or something? And believe me, he's the one ever known to exist. Except me, of course.
"I knew it!" Remus said in a choking tone, obviously trying to contain his laughter unsuccessfully."Told you it was a bad idea, didn't I?" He continued admiring my the intricate burns on my robes.
"Ok now, look James, if you really really love her then I've got something for you" He said seriously whilst I was wrestling Sirius.
A kick in the gut, a punch disfiguring his so-called delicate chin and finally the wonder my wand yearned to perform, that is, turning the almighty-shagging god(this is strictly not from any kind of experience)-dick head-jackass-asshole-son of a bitch Sirius Black's hair PINK.
My ears perked up at Remus' confession and I raised my eyebrows in question.
Anything to make Lily love me.
He took out something from behind. A really thin black box or something.
"This", he rotated it in his hands "is called a Tab and it will be helpful for accessing Google. The Ultimate God of solutions."
"It would be of great pleasure and honour if you further explain this mysterious object to me, sir. I'll be highly grateful for generosity and co-operation." I replied smiling sweetly.
Sweetly? Seriously James? You're such a girl! I thought. Lily has you wrapped around her pinky, huh?
"This, my friend, has the answers to all you questions, including how to make Lily realize she loves you. And I know she does."
Moony is a life saver, isn't he?
So, how was it? Was it worth it?
The review tabs just there, hit it for me please! And while you're at it, here's a question for you : Who's your Favorite Harry Potter Series character?
See you guys soon! 3
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