Ways to Make Hitsugaya Toshiro Want to Kill You:
1) Seal his room and then fill it with water.
2) Empty his room of absolutely everything, even Toshiro himself if need be.
3) Increase the heat in his room to 200 degrees warmer then it is usually.
4) When he goes to change it back, climb in the window dressed as an Eskimo and set his desk on fire.
) Have Gandalf magically seal him in his room and throw: a) Cats at him, b) Balloons filled with paint at him, c) Rangiku at him, or d) All his paperwork scrunched up into little balls at him.
) While he's doing paperwork, throw 5 cats and a hyperactive puppy into the room.
&) While he's doing paperwork, break down the door and throw his paperwork, desk, sword, and vice-captain out the window.
) Then yell at him to stop slacking off and get back to work.
() When he comes out of his room, dump molasses on him.
!))Then coat him in feathers and stick a red, rubber glove on his head.
!!) Then run through the Seiretei yelling that Toshiro's a chicken.
!) While he's asleep, dress him like a baby and drag him through the Seiretei, yelling, "Baby for sale!" at the top of your voice. When he wakes up, throw bottles of milk at his head yelling "Rock-a-bye Baby" at the top of your lungs.
!#) Follow him everywhere while wearing a gasmask and continually ask him if he's your mommy.
!) Steal his sword and hide it, leaving fake clues about where it is and who did it.
!) Dye his hair fluorescent orange and replace Hyourinmaru with Zangetsu.
!) Play the theme song of "Barney" at top volume.
!&) Then chase him around the room in a Barney costume.
!) Tie him to a cross and start playing Christian rock music while yelling, "The savior has come!" from the roof.
!() Fill his room with melted chocolate. When he opens the door and gets swallowed by the gooey mass, lather his hair with peanut butter.
))In the human world, after a fresh snowfall, chase him around on a giant snowball, hurling smaller snowballs at his head, and yelling Christmas carols at the top of your voice.
21) In the middle of the night, run through the Seiretei yelling that Toshiro wants to kill you. Then, run into his room and set his bed on fire with him still in it.
22)While asleep, dress him in clown clothes, paint his face, duct tape a red, rubber nose to his face, dye strips of flashy colors into his hair, and then get his hair permed.
23) Come in during a captain's meeting dressed as a clown. Then, quickly make a balloon animal and hand it to him.
2) Stick two ice cream cones on top of his head like bunny ears.
5) Replace all his clothes with Mickey Mouse outfits.
6) Put a horse or two in his room. Pink ones.
&) Replace his desk with a piñata.
28) Put pink, fuzzy bunny pajamas on him in the middle of the night.
29) Put drawings of fuzzy, pink bunnies on all his paperwork in pen.
30) Play "The Final Countdown" whenever he walks into a room, simultaneously throwing balls of confetti on his head.
31) At a party, convince him to open a party ball. Laugh at him when Yachiru falls on his head.
32) Strategically start to play the "Psycho Theme" so that it reaches its climax right as he enters the room. Then run screaming out of said room. Double back and start stabbing him in the head with a carrot.
33) Fill his room with marbles.
34) Dress like Santa, come down the chimney, and ask him whether he's been a good little boy this year. Then steal all his paperwork and run.
35) Turn his paperwork into paper airplanes and throw them at Yoruichi. Or Soi Fon. Or Kenpachi Zaraki. Whoever's the most handy.
36)Laugh at Toshiro as he: a) gets mad or b) runs for his life. Or c) both.
3&) Play classical music very low during the night before suddenly switching to playing rock music at full volume.
#8) "Apprehend" Monkey D. Luffy and take him to Toshiro for questioning. As you walk in, call him by his title. Laugh as Luffy makes fun of him.
#() Spread two rumors to completely different people that Toshiro has it hot for Momo or vice versa. Watch as Momo chases him around trying to kill him.
40) As they run past, call out something along the lines of, "Having fun, Captain?" Then explain to Luffy that the little short guy in the white coat is a Captain.
41) Drop a carton of eggs on his head.
42) Somehow get both Toshiro and Edward Elric into the same room and make fun of their height at the same time. (Double the fun!)
43) Walk into his room wearing a broccoli costume and yelling that good little boys eat their veggies. Then hit him over the head with a giant, plastic carrot.
44) Draw the Hidden Leaf symbol on everything (walls, floors, desk, paperwork…) in the 10th Division. Then dress Toshiro like Shippuden Sasuke.
) Burst into his room as he wakes up and loudly declare him a "traitor to the Leaf." Then throw rubber shuriken at his head.
46) Collect every book in the 10th Division and ceremoniously sacrifice them to Loki, the God of Evil. All this should be done in the dead of night and in Toshiro's room.
47) Sell everything he owns to Zaraki and Mayuri. This includes books, desks, vice-captain, clothes, Hyourinmaru, body, and soul. Sell the body to Zaraki and the soul to Mayuri and laugh as they try to figure out what to do.
48) Put lots of small, Peeps-like pastries under his covers. This includes Peeps, Twinkies, Hostess Cupcakes, and cheesecakes.
49) Paint his face and hands metallic gray, cover him in tinfoil, place a funnel on his head, and give him an axe. Also tie a scarecrow to him. Get Rangiku to act and dress like Dorothy. Give Rangiku a dog as well. Get Yachiru into a lion outfit. Paint all the floors in the 10th Division like yellow bricks. Meanwhile, as Rangiku and Yachiru drag him through the 10th Division, dress like one of the flying monkeys and leap from a doorframe onto his head.
50) Dress Toshiro like Zaraki and give him Zaraki's zanpaku-to. Then place him in the 11th Division.