Me: OK! Here's a new fic I decided to make because I just read a fan fic about Sakura and Pein and I wanted to write a fic about them even though technically he is probably too old for her but hey! Its anime and love has no age!!!!! Enjoy!!! I do not own Naruto or any of the characters on the show. Pein may be a little OC….I really don't know how he acts and if you're trying not to attract attention then you probably wouldn't act all scary in public.


Sakura Haruno was a strong willed person. She spent years training under the legendary sannin, Tsunade who is now the Hokage and was ecstatic when after two and a half years her best friend came home from training with Jiraiya, another sannin. But some scars couldn't be erased no matter how strong she came or how many times she and Ino snuck into a bar with fake ID and got drunk. Right now this same Sakura was sitting in the corner of her room crying. She may be strong but she was hiding her pain behind a fake smile.

"I'll never be able to win your love or rescue you will I, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura whispered to herself as she stood. "I guess if this place has nothing left to offer I'll just leave and become a missing-nin," Sakura whispered as she jumped out the window into the darkness with nothing but the weapons and clothes on her back/ leg (for weapons).

Sakura was nearing the border of Konoha and saw no sign of ninja. She was still crying but tried to wipe the tears away as she kept running into the darkness of night. From now on she'd be known as a missing-nin.


Name: Haruno Sakura former student of the fifth Hokage

Former Village: Konoha

Former Rank: ANBU Captain

Current Rank: S-Class Missing-nin

Specialty: Genjutsu

Former Team: Uchiha Sasuke, Uzamaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi

Location: Unknown

Kill on sight.


Sakura read her Bingo Book page as she ate breakfast in a small coffee shop. The bell rang which meant someone entered but Sakura didn't care since it was a normal coffee shop. She kept looking at the most current picture that the Hokage had of her in the Bingo Book. Then, she flipped the page and saw--

"Excuse me ma'am, may I sit here?" a man asked as she nodded and looked at him.

"Hi, I'm… Sakura," Sakura answered trying to be cautious because she didn't know who was after her.

"You sound unsure," the man said as he rested his head on his hand.

"Well, I'm not really sure if I should be telling a complete stranger my name," Sakura replied.

"I'm Pein," The man, Pein answered.

"Nice to meet you, Pein," Sakura said as she looked at the page she was looking at before. "Wait a minute, y-y-you're the S-class missing-nin who's the L-Leader of the A-A-Akatsuki," Sakura stuttered out totally terrified now.

Pein laughed. "Yes, and? If you plan on fighting me I could kill you now," Pein said and she gulped.

"No, no, no! I wouldn't!" Sakura said as she flipped the page back to her picture and put it in his face as if bragging about an A+ on a paper. "See? Missing-nin too!" Sakura said hoping he wouldn't kill her.

"Hm, Haruno Sakura, eh? We've needed a medic-nin and since I ran into the strongest medics in the Hidden Villages it would be great if you'd join Akatsuki," Pein said smirking at her.

"Why not? I've got nothing to loose," Sakura said as he smirked and she followed him out of the coffee shop leaving a tip on the table for her coffee.

They arrived back at Akatsuki Base and Pein had this new aura about him. It demanded respect and he no longer was laughing. He had this scary look in his eyes and then they passed a very nervous blonde who Sakura recognized as Deidara. He's probably scared of the Leader. They went to the Leader's office and he sat down behind his desk.

"What other talents do you have besides being a medic-nin?" Pein asked in a calm non-threatening tone.

"I specialize in Genjutsu, I could break the wall with one finger, and can use a lot of jutsus that most of Konoha doesn't even know," Sakura said and he smirked showing his approval.

"Welcome, Haruno Sakura, to the Akatsuki," Pein said as he threw her a cloak, hat, purple nail polish, and a ring with the kanji cherry blossom in it. Sakura bowed in respect and silently thanked him for not killing her and giving her a place to go.

"Um…Sir, where will I sleep?" Sakura timidly asked.

"No need for the sir. You can either call me Pein-sama. None of the others call me by my name so just to make sure they don't think I'm giving you the royal treatment use the –sama around them but I don't really care what you call me when it's just us talking and you can choose a room to share with one of the guys. I'm sure you know who most of them are?" Pein asked as she nodded. Sakura contemplated things.

Itachi was a definite no, no for obvious reasons that he slaughtered his whole clan and she was pretty much scared of him. Kisame looked like a shark and she was afraid of his sword, Samehada so not with Kisame. Hidan might 'accidentally' sacrifice her to his god, Jashen-sama so she definitely would not sleep in his room. She thought of the others and decided.

"Um…Pein-kun, can I sleep in your room if it's not too much to ask?" Sakura asked as she timidly looked at the floor and blushed. God, I just asked the Leader of the Akatsuki if I could sleep with him!!! (Not romantically) That's so embarrassing!!!!

"Sure, and can I call you Sakura-chan?" Pein asked.

"H-H-Hai," Sakura said nervously as she found her feet very interesting.

"Come, let's go meet the others," Pein said as he started to walk out of the room and Sakura quietly followed putting her cloak and ring on as they walked to the living room where they all were bickering about something. Kakazu and Hidan were playing video games for money as Hidan yelled a few profanities. Itachi was reading a book. Sasori and Deidara were bickering about art while Tobi tried to get his Deidara-sempai to follow him to look at something. Kisame was listening to his CD player. Maybe he's listening to baby Balooga? Ooh!!! Burn!!! I'm rubbing off on you!!! Sakura smirked at the thought. And Zetsu was staring hungrily at Tobi who was oblivious. Pein made a coughing noise and all the members stopped what they were doing and turned towards him.

"Everyone, this is Haruno Sakura, She has just joined Akatsuki. Treat her as an equal," Pein said as he pushed the stunned and a little bit scared girl forward and whispered into her ear, "Don't worry."

Sakura gulped and stepped forward. "Um…hi," Sakura said nervously as Sasori glared at her and she looked down because she knew why he was glaring at him. Maybe I should apologize for almost killing him…

"Hi, Sakura-san!!!! I'm Deidara, yeah," the blonde haired teen said trying to loosen up the mood.

"Hi, Deidara-san, it's a pleasure to meet you," Sakura said politely. Sakura cautiously sat down on the couch next to the bomb artist and puppeteer and saw Pein leave her there to talk with the rest of the criminals.

"Who would've thought that you would've become a missing-nin and joined Akatsuki, pinky," Kisame said smirking. "I mean, we've only been after your best friend since you two were 12 or 13," Kisame pointed out.

"Please don't call me pinky," Sakura said and he smirked towards her.

"Why not, pinky?" Kisame asked trying to get on her nerves.

"Hey, Kisame-san, are you by any chance listening to Baby Balooga right now?" Sakura asked as he growled and the rest of the Akatsuki laughed except the ever stoic Itachi.

"Why you little--!" Kisame was trying so hard not to break her neck and was failing miserably. He tackled her to the ground and she gasped in surprise.

"Now, now, Kisame-san, I didn't react this way when you wouldn't stop calling me pinky so why are you acting this way?" Sakura began in a calm bored tone even though she was being pinned down by someone twice her weight. Then she continued in a baby kind of mocking voice. "Oh, did I hurt your little ego?"

"Pinky, watch what you say," Kisame said as he got up and glared at her. Then, he helped her up and gave an evil smirk. He's planning something. Sakura thought as she narrowed her eyes. She fully stood up and he grabbed her by the waist and slung her over his shoulder like it was nothing.

"Lemme go!!!!" Sakura said pounding on his back. He walked down a few hallways and the rest of the Akatsuki came following (except Leader). She couldn't see where they were but noticed he stopped moving and saw instead of carpet tile on the floor and the amused looks of the Akatsuki. She glared at them and they looked away. She felt herself be thrown and in no time was sinking to the bottom of a pool with her arms crossed over her chest and a pout on her face while holding her breath. She started to swim up to the top and took a big breath once she did and glared at Kisame who was now, along with the others…even Itachi this time (surprisingly enough), laughing at her. She growled.

"OK, can some help me out?" Sakura asked as Kisame gave her his hand. She grabbed it and decided against her evil thoughts to pull him in and got out of the pool. "I'm going to Pein-sama's office," Sakura said and they all gaped at her. "What?"

"You…You just called him by his name, yeah," Deidara said as she shrugged and walked to his office admiring the art work on the wall. She came to his door and heard a muffled 'Enter.' She entered and he looked at her drenched form and raised an eyebrow.

"Don't ask," Sakura said. "Hey, Pein-kun, do you have any clothes I can borrow and a washer and drier?" Sakura asked feeling less nervous around him. He nodded. She followed him to what looked like a laundry room that has never been touched and pointed to a rack of kimonos and kunoichi clothes and then the washer and drier. "Err, does anyone wash their clothes?" Sakura asked as he sighed and shook his head no. "OK, I take it upon myself to do everyone's laundry!!!!" Sakura chirped as Pein sweatdropped. "Now, I need you to bring me all your dirty clothes, pretty please and I will go and get them to give me their dirty clothes as well!" Sakura said as he nodded. Akatsuki usually didn't care because they would get dirty again with blood but since she would clean the clothes at least everyone would smell better. Pein went to his room and got all of the clothes off of the floor, dresser, and off of other things and put them in the clothes hamper and walked to the laundry room. When he got there he saw all the Akatsuki with all of their clothes and their cloaks standing their as they set their hampers down too and left.

"Need help, Sakura-chan?" Pein asked as he set his clothes down too.

"Nope, go do whatever the Leader of the most feared organization does," Sakura said as he shrugged and left.

Sakura's POV

I started the first load of laundry and got out an ironing board and iron along with a spritz bottle of water so I could iron the clothes…after they finished washing and drying and there was A LOT of clothes!!!!! About thirty minutes later I was asleep on the floor and heard the buzzer go off and put the wet clothes in the drier and put another load into the washing machine and tried to relax. I decided to make some baskets so they could get their clean clothes when I finished washing them n' stuff. After I finished the first two baskets that had Deidara and Leader on them the drier went off. I got the clothes out and ironed them and put them into ten piled one for every member of the Akatsuki including me. I repeated the process and finished all the baskets and put the clothes and cloaks into the baskets. Fortunately, the cloaks had each members name on the inside collar.

After ten consecutive hours of laundry I felt exhausted. I felt worse than after battles, near death experiences, and when I drain almost all of my chakra. Now, I was hungry so I walked towards the kitchen with frizzy hair and slouched over with bags in my eyes. I looked like crap but at least I had clean clothes and a clean cape on! I walked into the kitchen to see that it was morning and I also saw all the guys except Pein-kun in here. They all were drinking coffee and looked up and almost spit it out when they saw me. The nerve of some people!

Normal POV

"Err…Sakura-san, what happened to you? You like you were raped, yeah," Deidara said as he got a stupid notion. "(gasp) Did Leader-sama rape you, yeah?" Deidara asked as the other guys thought the same thing and looked over to Sakura for answers.

"No, I just finished everyone's laundry and it's exhausting," Sakura said as everyone visibly relaxed. Sakura poured herself a cup of coffee as Pein walked in. Pein looked over to her and glared at all of the men.

"Who did that to her?" Pein asked like an overprotective boyfriend.

"Pein-sama, I was up doing laundry," Sakura said as she yawned.

"Then why won't you go to bed," Pein said more as an order than a suggestion.

"Err, Leader-sama, yeah? Whose room will she sleep in?' Deidara asked.

"Mine," Pein replied. All their mouths dropped open. Sakura yawned again and went to Pein's room. Pein followed her. She went to his bed and he flashed and sat on the other side of the bed. She just lay down with her head on his lap as he played with her hair and she fell asleep.


Name: Haruno Sakura

Former Village: Konoha

Former Rank: ANBU Captain

Current Rank: S-Class Missing-nin

Specialty: Genjutsu

Former Team: Uchiha Sasuke, Uzamaki Naruto, and Hatake Kakashi

Location: Unknown

Accompanied by: Akatsuki

Kill on sight.


Well? How'd ya like? My first Pein x Sakura fan fic! Please tell me how it was!!!!!!!