Dizclaimer…..I don't own any of the Nintendo characters listed here, or
Britney Spears. I DO, however, own the game idea for Mario Grocery
64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Bad Day In The Life Of Peach
It was a beautiful day, and Peach awoke and walked out to the balcony. "What a beautiful day!" Peach exclaimed. All of a sudden, it started thundering and raining. A moo-cow landed on Peach. "Ow……". Peach walked back inside, and ended up in a huge mansion made of potatoes! She went through another door, and was attacked by rabid cheese. When she exited, another moo-cow landed on her. The mansion was no longer made of potatoes. She kept on walking down an endless hall. It was endless. So she passed out because it was so……endless?
When she awoke, she was in a huge room. She noticed a girl sitting in front of a mirror, twirling her hair. Peach called the girl. "Excuse me, miss?" The girl didn't respond. Peach walked up to her and asked again. "Excuse me….." The girl still didn't say anything. Peach waved her hand in the mystery girl's face. "Excuse me miss. Hello?" The girl didn't move. "Excuse meeeeee…" Peach said, irritated. The girl still wouldn't budge. "HEY BITCH!" Peach screamed. The girl turned around.
"What did you just call me?!" It turned out to be Britney Spears.
"Figures…" Peach thought to herself….."You heard me!!!!" Britney punched Peach in the face. Peach retaliated by shoving a turnip down her throat. Peach laughed maniacally, and another moo-cow fell on her. Peach got up, and pushed Britney, who was choking on the turnip, down a flight of stairs that appeared out of nowhere. She walked down the stairs, and ended up in a grocery store. She grabbed a cart and raced around, crashing into several other carts and pushing people out of the way. Peach seems to think she's in Mario Grocery 64. While running senselessly, she thought to herself "I need milk, eggs, sugar….." and grabbed the needed items along the way. "….Watermelon.." She saw the biggest watermelon she'd ever seen before. A mushroom dude saw it, and saw her seeing it, and she saw him seeing her see it, and DAMN this is confusing! Anyways, it was a race to the watermelon. Their carts collided, and they started arguing about it.
"No way dude, I saw it first!"
"Hey! I'M the princess! I get it!"
"Nuh uh dude! Its mine!"
"Don't make me step on your shorty ass!"
"What bitch?!" Then they started fighting. The mushroom dude jumped up (he jumps high for a shorty…) and started punching…..er……um…..whatever he does with those stubs for arms…and kicking Peach (wonder where he learned to float). Peach pushed him and stepped on him, as promised. Then she started jumping up and down (she's pretty heavy set for a girl with her figure…) and landing on his back. The mushroom guy rolled out of the way (man this is cool! Too bad it don't happen in real grocery stores) and started pummeling her with broccoli. Peach countered with a cherry (bomb) barrage. The mushroom dude was defeated, and Peach triumphantly grabbed the watermelon that was no longer there. She looked confused for a second, staring at the spot where the watermelon once stood, hoping it would reappear. She looked up, and found that Daisy had taken it and was running like mad. Peach got really angry now, and another moo-cow came outta nowhere and flattened her. "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FREAKIN COWS?!!!!!!!!!!" Peach screamed. (Sorry Peach, but the story started to lack spontaneity.) Peach pushed the cow off, and grabbed her cart and started chasing Daisy. The floor dropped from underneath her (only her) and she fell to another supposed doom. A hole appeared in the ceiling and Peach landed in Daisy's cart. Daisy couldn't see over Peach and crashed into a wall. Peach got out of the cart, lifted the watermelon, and smashed it over Daisy's head, knocking her out. Peach walked away, and the floor dropped underneath her (only her) again, and she fell to yet ANOTHER supposed doom. She landed on her head, but that didn't seem to phase her much because she got up like it didn't happen (One of three reasons: 1. The crown, 2. All that hair, 3. The woman has a thick skull!) She walked down the empty hall and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and…….you get the picture. A moo-cow fell on her, bounced a few times, and walked away. Peach is obviously getting very irritated by all the moo-cows that have been landing on here out of nowhere. You can tell because she's jumping up and down screaming every insult and cuss word known to man. She took about 50 pills and pulled out a bottle of Diet Coke, and calmed herself down. She continued her long walk. A wall appeared out of nowhere, and she walked straight into it. And another moo-cow fell on her. She took 50 more pills to prevent herself from having another outburst, and the wall disappeared and revealed a door. No sooner did she turn the knob than the floor dropped again (the whole floor this time) and she fell right along with the door. (She MUST be a blonde, the door wasn't connected to a wall, it was just standing up in the middle of the hall.) The door disappeared, and she was just falling with the doorknob in her hand. After a few hours, she landed in a wrestling ring. This huge guy came rushing towards her, but she threw the knob at him and he fell over. She ran out the arena and tripped. Another moo-cow fell on her. And another. And another. And another (here we go again). A few more fell on her, and she walked through another door and ended up back in her bedroom. It was night again, and she started cussing out everything in sight because of her day. Bowser walked in, and she kicked the shit out of him, and tossed him off the balcony. He fell and fell.
"One time, I was falling, and I fell." He said, dazed. He passed out. Peach got back in the bed, and another moo-cow fell on her.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Bad Day In The Life Of Peach
It was a beautiful day, and Peach awoke and walked out to the balcony. "What a beautiful day!" Peach exclaimed. All of a sudden, it started thundering and raining. A moo-cow landed on Peach. "Ow……". Peach walked back inside, and ended up in a huge mansion made of potatoes! She went through another door, and was attacked by rabid cheese. When she exited, another moo-cow landed on her. The mansion was no longer made of potatoes. She kept on walking down an endless hall. It was endless. So she passed out because it was so……endless?
When she awoke, she was in a huge room. She noticed a girl sitting in front of a mirror, twirling her hair. Peach called the girl. "Excuse me, miss?" The girl didn't respond. Peach walked up to her and asked again. "Excuse me….." The girl still didn't say anything. Peach waved her hand in the mystery girl's face. "Excuse me miss. Hello?" The girl didn't move. "Excuse meeeeee…" Peach said, irritated. The girl still wouldn't budge. "HEY BITCH!" Peach screamed. The girl turned around.
"What did you just call me?!" It turned out to be Britney Spears.
"Figures…" Peach thought to herself….."You heard me!!!!" Britney punched Peach in the face. Peach retaliated by shoving a turnip down her throat. Peach laughed maniacally, and another moo-cow fell on her. Peach got up, and pushed Britney, who was choking on the turnip, down a flight of stairs that appeared out of nowhere. She walked down the stairs, and ended up in a grocery store. She grabbed a cart and raced around, crashing into several other carts and pushing people out of the way. Peach seems to think she's in Mario Grocery 64. While running senselessly, she thought to herself "I need milk, eggs, sugar….." and grabbed the needed items along the way. "….Watermelon.." She saw the biggest watermelon she'd ever seen before. A mushroom dude saw it, and saw her seeing it, and she saw him seeing her see it, and DAMN this is confusing! Anyways, it was a race to the watermelon. Their carts collided, and they started arguing about it.
"No way dude, I saw it first!"
"Hey! I'M the princess! I get it!"
"Nuh uh dude! Its mine!"
"Don't make me step on your shorty ass!"
"What bitch?!" Then they started fighting. The mushroom dude jumped up (he jumps high for a shorty…) and started punching…..er……um…..whatever he does with those stubs for arms…and kicking Peach (wonder where he learned to float). Peach pushed him and stepped on him, as promised. Then she started jumping up and down (she's pretty heavy set for a girl with her figure…) and landing on his back. The mushroom guy rolled out of the way (man this is cool! Too bad it don't happen in real grocery stores) and started pummeling her with broccoli. Peach countered with a cherry (bomb) barrage. The mushroom dude was defeated, and Peach triumphantly grabbed the watermelon that was no longer there. She looked confused for a second, staring at the spot where the watermelon once stood, hoping it would reappear. She looked up, and found that Daisy had taken it and was running like mad. Peach got really angry now, and another moo-cow came outta nowhere and flattened her. "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FREAKIN COWS?!!!!!!!!!!" Peach screamed. (Sorry Peach, but the story started to lack spontaneity.) Peach pushed the cow off, and grabbed her cart and started chasing Daisy. The floor dropped from underneath her (only her) and she fell to another supposed doom. A hole appeared in the ceiling and Peach landed in Daisy's cart. Daisy couldn't see over Peach and crashed into a wall. Peach got out of the cart, lifted the watermelon, and smashed it over Daisy's head, knocking her out. Peach walked away, and the floor dropped underneath her (only her) again, and she fell to yet ANOTHER supposed doom. She landed on her head, but that didn't seem to phase her much because she got up like it didn't happen (One of three reasons: 1. The crown, 2. All that hair, 3. The woman has a thick skull!) She walked down the empty hall and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and walked, and…….you get the picture. A moo-cow fell on her, bounced a few times, and walked away. Peach is obviously getting very irritated by all the moo-cows that have been landing on here out of nowhere. You can tell because she's jumping up and down screaming every insult and cuss word known to man. She took about 50 pills and pulled out a bottle of Diet Coke, and calmed herself down. She continued her long walk. A wall appeared out of nowhere, and she walked straight into it. And another moo-cow fell on her. She took 50 more pills to prevent herself from having another outburst, and the wall disappeared and revealed a door. No sooner did she turn the knob than the floor dropped again (the whole floor this time) and she fell right along with the door. (She MUST be a blonde, the door wasn't connected to a wall, it was just standing up in the middle of the hall.) The door disappeared, and she was just falling with the doorknob in her hand. After a few hours, she landed in a wrestling ring. This huge guy came rushing towards her, but she threw the knob at him and he fell over. She ran out the arena and tripped. Another moo-cow fell on her. And another. And another. And another (here we go again). A few more fell on her, and she walked through another door and ended up back in her bedroom. It was night again, and she started cussing out everything in sight because of her day. Bowser walked in, and she kicked the shit out of him, and tossed him off the balcony. He fell and fell.
"One time, I was falling, and I fell." He said, dazed. He passed out. Peach got back in the bed, and another moo-cow fell on her.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!