A/N: Just a cute, short drabble I came up with last night. I think it's called a dialogue exercise or something; I'm not exactly sure of all the terminology here yet. I will continue my story 'Can't Be Trusted', but I have a new request. I now need a way for Mr. Schuester to die. (I figured out what I am going to do with Kurt) Anyway, enjoy!
Oh, and also, in this universe, Kurt is babysitting Sarah, who is Puck's little sister. And let's just say that Sarah is four years old. So, now enjoy!
Kurt's Babysitting Adventures
"Kurt?"
"Yes, Sarah?"
"Is you a girl?"
"'Are you', Sarah, not 'is you'. And no, I'm not."
"Oh. Are Noah a girl?"
"'Is Noah', Sarah, not 'are Noah'. And no, he's not either."
"So you both boys?"
"Unless there is a third gender I didn't know about, yeah."
"What's Jen-deer? Like, reindeer's sister?"
"Sorry, I forgot you're four. Sarcasm doesn't work on you yet."
"Sock-has 'em? Sock has what?"
"Nothing, love. Now why did you ask if Noah and I were boys?"
"When you 'n' Noah get married, which one 'f you will have the baby?"
"…"
"'Cuz I fink it should be you."
"Sweetie, Noah and I aren't getting married."
"But, people who love get married, right?"
"Yes, but Noah and I aren't in love."
"Yeah, you are, silly! You just don't know yet."
"Don't I?"
"Yup. I heard Noah say dat yes'day to Satan-ah."
"You mean Santana?"
"Yeah, her."
"He… He said He liked me?"
"Yup. He like a lot. Do you like him?"
"… Yeah… Yeah, I think I do."
"Tell him."
"I'll talk to him tomorrow."
"Why not now?"
"He's not here now, Sarah."
"Yeah, he is. Turn around!"
A/N: Sooo, did you like it? Review, pweeze!