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There may or not be spoilers, but heres a warning, there is relation to the newest episode to Weirdmaggedon.

Also I Do Not own Gravity falls, as the wonderful Alex Hirsch does, If i did own gravity falls Bill wouldn't be a dorito but instead a can of mountain dew. I 'accidentally' lost the previous one before i was able to publish it, so here a MLG Gravity Falls poem that started out fine but then went strange because... yea... so yea...

-Diablie Wablie Yamall

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Gravity falls on noscope mode

When the days fall apart,

Like the gravity falls mini mart.

When the clouds grow grey,

Within the moody month of May.

Screeching and screaming,

"All hail me mortals for I am the king"

Clouds then appear, in a monstrous fashion

A it happens, a pregnant pause with passion

Crimson and ash cover the scene,

Dipper lies, not very keen.

There is only one room for it now

I guess it's time for him to be know…

WEEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WOO

Mabel runs in with a waddles in hand,

Glitter is everywhere upon the land.

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WOO

"Goddamnit Mabel shut the hell up!"

That's it he's had the last cup,

CRASH, BANG, POP, FIZZLE, HOP

They head for the shop

A tree trunk appears, a head with a hand,

"GET IM ME MOUTH!"

Dipper and Mabel run and run this is just chaotic.

But wait! Waddles give the head a little kick.

But wait! What is that yellow thing?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Oh hell nah, it's a goddamnit Dorito.

"Get yo arse outta here Bill."

With a cane in hand and a brick slamin' in his face, wait what?

Fiddle me timber, does the reader even know?

Do you know what will happen to the old yellow foe?

OHHHH BABY A TRIPLE, Bill gets shot.

Then, magically he appears

"Lol listen here faggots, it's me xXx360NoScoperKillzScrubs2K15xXx"

"Getting' those kills on me scoreboard"

The twins look at each other, "FORD!"

The magically magnificent Ford appears,

"Ayyy Lmao. What you doing" says a MLG Ford

"It's me your 420 blazer friend who was in a cast."

And that dear mortals is why you don't travel to the past.