The Revenge of the Mask proudly Presents…
INFINITE FAGGOTRY
The Story of a Straight Guy on a Queer Ship
Kouji Aiba had a troubling problem. He was surrounded by gay people. And as the only straight person the Ryvius, things got a bit…awkward.
Take, for example, the time Kouji accidentally walked in on Yuki and Ikumi during…intense combat. Kouji stared onwards, dumbstruck at seeing his brother taking in the full power of Ikumi's "Vital Guarder." And thus, Kouji did what any sane person would do in such a situation.
He ran away screaming.
'Maybe I can find solace on the bridge.' he thought to himself.
Well he didn't. Lucson was having an all-male orgy there.
After more screaming and running, Kouji felt a pair of arms wrap around his body, turning backwards, he spotted Fanta…Faina…whatever.
"Why hello there, Kouji-kun." Fanta said in her fucking creepy ass voice.
As Kouji is a Beta motherfucker, he only responded with a "Y-yeah."
Fanta kissed him, and said with a coy smile "I have something to show you."
Kouji's heart sped up as Fanta removed her skirt to reveal her glorious…dick?
"HOLY FUCK YOU'RE A MAN!" Kouji screamed, before sprinting down the halls away from the deliciously fucking creepy trap.
"Wait, Kouji-kun!" Fanta called out, his frail legs struggling to keep up. "My love for you transcends gender!"
It took Kouji awhile, but he finally managed to outrun the creepy trap.
"I have to seek out Aoi." Kouji mumbled to himself. "Maybe a night with her will help to banish the queerness of the ship away.
Kouji found Aoi in her room, having a hot lesbian four-way with Reiko, Kozue, and JULI BAHAMA. As Kouji is not right in the head, he ran away screaming. What an idiot. I would have gotten in on that shit, if you know what I mean. Girls love Narrator cock.
Anyways, eventually Kouji meets up with Neya, the only other straight person on the Ryvius (She technically is the Ryvius but whatever).
"What should I do, Neya? Everyone on board is a faggot?"
Neya frowned. "Why do you care about them? Why can't you see I love you for who you are?"
The blast doors on the corridor suddenly closed.
"N-Neya." Kouji stammered, his heart racing.
Neya put a finger to his lips, smiling seductively. "Shhh. Let me show you how the Vaia back in the Geduld do things."
And thus our story ends with Kouji fucking a spaceship.
Did you guys really not see this coming?
