Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Moulin Rouge characters *coughexceptforEwancough*, but I do own all my friends (ESPECIALLY YOU GINA!!) SO YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!! BWHAHAHAHAHA! Anywho...I know this whole travel back to the Moulin Rouge thing has been done a million times...but this came to me in a dream and I woke up laughing, so hopefully you guys will find it as funny as I did....probably not, but oh well...here goes :) Reviews are appreciated :)


"I WILL LOVE YOU! UNTIL MY DYING DAY!" I sang with a flourish, jumping onto the couch and crushing my roommate and her boyfriend in the process.

"God, Sarah!" Gina said, pushing me off the couch. "A little warning next time!" She said, as she turned to Dustin, who was gasping for air and muttering something about his pancreas.

"So, what do you guys wanna do today?" I asked, flopping on my bean bag chair and flipping through the TV Guide. "Go to the movies, go to the skating rink," a devilish grin crossed my face, "or go shopping?"

"SHOPPING?!?!" Gina sat straight up on the couch. "Didst thou mention shopping?"

"Oh, shit...." I heard Dustin mutter as he went into the kitchen.

I smiled. "Let me take a shower and then we'll go." I skipped off to the bathroom listening to Gina and Dustin argue over whose money it would be that Gina would actually spend at the mall.

One hour and a lot of hot water later, I stepped into my room to change. As I changed, I glanced at my poster of Ewan McGregor. Now, THERE was a hottie if there was one. Getting one last glance at that fine piece of Scottish arse, I walked back into the bathroom to fix my hair and makeup.

As I was blowdrying my hair, Gina pounded on the door. "SARAH! MIKE'S HERE!" I began to smile. Mike was my bestest guy friend in the whole wide world. He was mine and Gina's "sexy boy", a title that he didn't really mind being called, especially in front of all of his friends.

"Be out in a minute!" I said. I continued to blowdry my hair when I noticed that the sink was dripping water. I reached with my hand to turn it off when suddenly-
"SEXY MOMMMMMMMMY!" Mike shouted, bursting into the door.

I jumped, screaming and turned around to call him some not-very-nice names when I felt something strange running through my body. I looked down and saw that I had positioned the blowdryer underneath the faucet. "Oh Jeez...." I thought, then everything went black.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!?! TUNE IN WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE TO POST THE NEXT CHAPTER! SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL! **Please don't sue me, Mr. Batman-Legal Guy :)**