Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I'm just borrowing the characters, no lawyers allowed.

Author's Note: This first part is going to be short, but I promise later editions will be longer and

I also promise to eventually finish it!

--Dumbledore appears and turns out the streetlights. He sees a cat--

Dumbledore: Well, aren't you a pretty kitty! Here kitty kitty kitty!

--the cat turns into McGonagall--

McGonagall: Honestly Albus, must you do that every time?

Dumbledore: Yes

McGonagall: --looks disconcerted for a moment then shakes her head-- I heard from Henry,

who heard from Albert, who heard from Melanus, who heard from...--stops and blinks while

Dumbledore stares at her-- Well, I forget, but is what they're saying true?

Dumbledore: I have good news and I have bad news, what do you want first?

McGonagall: --looks very happy, very sad, and very funny-- So where is he?

Dumbledore: Hagrid is bringing him.

McGonagall: --stares at Dumbledore is shock-- Not that I don't trust Hagrid, but do you think it

wise to trust him?

Dumbledore: ...That didn't make sense Minerva...But yes. I would trust Hagrid with my life.

McGonagall: But you can take care of yourself, he's just a baby!

--There is a load roaring and a huge shape appears in the sky.---

Dumbledore: I'll bet that's Hagrid!

McGonagall: --muttering-- No kidding!

Hagrid: --lands on his motor cycle-- Hello professors, look what I've got! --holds up a

ferocious looking creature.---

McGonagall: Hagrid! Where's the baby?!

Hagrid: This is a baby! It's a baby Biting-RatDog!

Dumbledore: The other baby!

Hagrid: --stares at them for a moment in confusion.-- Oh! Right! Baby, human baby!

--searches his pockets for several minutes, removing several unusual looking packages, before

finally producing a bundle-- Here he is!

--The baby is handed to Dumbledore and McGonagall hovers maternally--

McGonagall: He's got a scar! Fix it!

Dumbledore: Don't be silly, it's very cute and will be a great conversation starter when he's

older. --places the baby on a porch--

McGonagall: So why are we leaving the guy-whose-name-no-one-but-you-will-say's downfall on

a muggle porch?

Dumbledore: Because they're his dysfunctional family who will give him a tragic past to

overcome. --steps back, still looking at the baby-- Goodbye....Harry Potter.