***This is an oldie I wrote, but tis the season so here it is.
***No infringement intended.
Twas The Night Before Christmas
By Kanay
Twas the night before Christmas, where all through the ship
Kathryn and Seven had lost another pip
They had said and done things no one would believe
After refraining from sex since their last shore leave
"Where shall we look first? We've been on nine decks"
"Why does our sex life have to be so complex?"
"Perhaps in the messhall where I smeared you with pie"
"Oh, if anyone saw that I surely would die!"
"I think in the kitchen, in front of the stove"
"Or Cargo Bay Two, remember your alcove?"
"In engineering, you think? Beside the warp core?"
"Ah, perhaps that is why my legs are so sore!"
They giggled and laughed at how naughty they were
For sex on nine decks was surely a blur
Gamma shift was quiet and Voyager was their realm
Of all the places they did it Kathryn best liked the helm
They touched and they tickled, fondled and kissed
And joked at the show that the bridge crew had missed
Kathryn's elbow pushed buttons and tapped some more keys
"Seven!" She shrieked. "Watch out for your knees!"
Bent over backwards with the blonde Borg on top
They dropped out of warp and came to a stop
"Hurry! Get dressed before someone comes here!"
"I am not finished," and she pinched Janeway's rear
Their encounter was long as both women made love
It was better than anything either woman dreamed of
Rasping and satiated, Seven struggled for air
As Janeway got dressed Seven watched from the chair
"Seven, we must not dare tell a soul
Or I know in our stockings we'll surely get coal"
"Captain, I believe you are fearful too much
But I respect your wishes and will abide by such"
A soft hum behind them warned of a new guest
The fun was over, no more sex fest
Tuvok entered and stared as he passed by the chair
"Seven," he said, "there's a pip in your hair."