This is my first story and could be very lame!

(All of the Zelda characters are sitting on a long table; I am at the head of the table looking very happy with my self)

Link: Umm why are we all here and what are those things that look like dead people on the floor.

Me: Basically me and my ask you lot stupid questions and you have to answer then or you have a slight chance of being wiped of the face of the planet. (I smile)

Zelda: What about those dead people thingy's on the floor.

Me: Oh them, they are the remains of the last lot who can on to this thing.

Link: (sarcastically) I really would like to find out all of the details.

Me: You'll find out soon enough if you don't shut up.

Malon: Ah. why do we have to call you 'Me' or 'Author'?

Me: Because I don't want you lot to know my name!

Navi: I know your name! It's Julian Alan!

Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Julian Alan is my arch enemy (I hope your reading this Julian)

Three goddess: We know your name through our godly wisdom, it's Oliver.

Me: He's my other arch enemy! Well stop trying to guess my name and wait for the me and my friends to get over here and ask questions.

Not this will not be interactive and the other chapters will be longer!