Disclaimer:
Anything in this story is not meant to offend anyone. This includes *take a deep breath* pedestrians, people who work in office buildings, people in traffic, elephants, people who cross the street, muslims, mexicans, construction site workers, grandmothers, guys, tractor drives, blind people, driving teachers, passengers, trains (and train drivers), road making companies, motorcycle gangs, bikers, car wash employees, drive thrus, police, car drivers, women, the IRS, drunk people, tractor trailer drivers, rest stops, children, driver's ed, bridges, tolls, the Amish, China, Mexico, Idaho, the airport, jail, wingmen, farm animals, farmers, and the Mafia. Also, anyone else who we forgot to mention. However, offense meant to Donald Trump. Lots and lots of offense. Now, on with the Q and A!