Two-Bit And His Blondes
By: Aaliyah-Charity

A/N: Hey, I'm feeling kinda silly right now, so I'm going to write about our own silly guy, Two-Bit! Though he probably would NOT act like this....please don't flame me! (Any ideas for a better title?)

Disclaimer: 'The Outsiders' belong to the great S.E. Hinton.

"Hey, Two-Bit wanna go to Buck's party with me since these pussies won't?" Dally asked me at the Curtis house. Everyone else glared at him.

"Sure," I said, "Need to go see if there's any cute girls there," I answered him.

"Alright, but don't you be getting into any trouble," Darry warned us, and went off to do his 'guardian' stuff.

"Whatever you say," I said, and then turned to Dally, "When can we go?"

"Now," Dally said, getting up, "Let's go."

"Yippee!" I yelled, running out of the door, turning back at the guys, "Have fun doing nothing, losers!" They just stared at me, Steve scowling-obviously disgusted.

We got at Buck's place in less than five minutes. I couldn't wait to check out the girls! My hormones were raging like fire as we got inside.

"Two-Bit, keep it down 'til you get laid, will ya?" Dally asked, getting into his 'cool' mood. I just shrugged and sat on the couch to check them out as Dally met up with one of his girlfriends.

I was chugging down a beer just looking at the girls passing by. All of them I already had a shot at once, some even twice. Let's see, there's that blonde with the green eyes, the blonde with the blue eyes, the blonde with the curly hair, the blonde with a heart tattoo on her back, the blonde with the big brother that could beat my ass if I so much as looked at her, the blonde with the hairy armpits, the blonde who digged books, the blonde who could out-drink him, the blonde who was a real prostitute, and other blondes that were unimpotant to me. I hope something interesting would happen, because this was getting pretty dull.

BORING! I was getting really bored, this was getting old. I had already chugged ten beers down, and I still haven't seen....oh wait up! There's a sexy brunette that just came in....wait....she's a brunette! She's sexy but she'd be so much better off blonde, oh well. She's hot. She looked at me for a second, and I gave her naughty smirk, and she returned it, but then made out provacitively with the guy next to her. My hopes go to waste.

Damn.

A/N: Okay, I know it sucks, but I'm bored and....yeah! ^_^! No flames, please!