Ok, its my first fan fic, and if you like it, then I'll continue with more chapters, just let me know! Im not very good, but Im trying:D Hope you like it! I probably spelled Mr. Hackett and Seth Wossmer wrong but as long as you get the gist of it!

All characters except for Kira Vortex are owned by Disney Channel, not by moi.

"Phil Diffy!" Keely said slamming Phil's locker shut and crossing her arms. She did not look happy, which was rare for Keely Teslow.

"What?" Phil asked, attempting to open his locker again.

"Why weren't you in class, thats what mister!" Keely demanded.

"Because I was out here." said Phil. This was true, he had been at his locker during all of 1st period, trying to fix the wizard which Curtis had thrown against the wall earlier this morning, and Phil didnt want his dad to find out just yet.

Keely sighed, "I think Mr. Hackett is starting to suspect something Phil. I don't think he believed me when I told him that your Grandma died...again." She slammed his locker shut again. "Listen to me Phil! I don't think I can keep covering for you! I mean, how many Grandma's do you have!"

"Im sorry Keel, Its just that the wizard broke this morning and..." Phil began but a voice from behind them cut him off.

"There you are Mr. Diffy! Im sorry to hear about your grandmother." Mr. Hackett said raising his eyebrows.

"Well...um...me too. Its...pretty sad...but I guess it had to happen sometime you know?"Phil stuttered.

"Miss Teslow told me that her eye was pecked out by a goose and that after it happend, she ran around blindly before she ran into the barn where a peice of the roof fell down and hit her in the head." Mr. Hackett said looking at Phil and Keely. Phil turned and glared and Keely before he turned back to Mr. Hackett.

"Um...Yeah, thats farm life for ya!" Phil said playfully punching Mr. Hackett's arm. Mr. Hackett glared at him and then walked off, yelling at Seth Wossmer to spit out his gum. Phil and Keely walked out of the building with their books, heading towards their houses.

"My grandma's eye was pecked out and then a peice of a barn's roof hit her in the head Keel?" Phil asked. Keely shrugged.

"What was I supposed to do! I thought of all the other things, like cancer, heart deasise, car accident, or robbing a bank and getting shot by the police! But those were already taken by your OTHER grandmas. I thought it sounded like a pretty logical story!" Keely retorted.

Just then, they heard a rustling in the bushes nearby. "What was that!" Keely yelped. She grabbed onto Phil's arm. "Oh my gosh, was it a bear!"

Phil rolled his eyes,"Yeah Keely, it was a bear, in the middle of the neighborhood...It was probably just a squirrel."

"Psh, yeah, like a gigantic squirrel!" Keely said sarcastically.

"Hey, who are you calling gigantic?" Came a voice from the bushes. Keely yelped again.

"Oh my gosh, talking gigantic squirrel! Phil, what do we do!" Keely asked, jumping behind him.

"Calm down Keel. Whos there?" Phil asked.

"Um...that depends...who are you?" Came the voice again. It was clearly female.

"Phil Diffy." Phil replied.

There was another rustling in the bushes and suddenly a girl with bright pink hair and a strange body suit came lunging out of the bushes onto the sidewalk. "Diffy! Son of Barbara and Lloyd Diffy!" The girl asked brushing off her clothes. Keely's looked at Phil, shocked.

"Um yeah, thats me...How did you know-"He said but the girl interupted him.

"This is great! The first dinosaur I come across here happens to be the person I was looking for!" She clapped her hands,"Alright, now that we've got that settled, do you happen to have any Plasma guns on you? I was just attacked by a strange, rabid, woodland creature, so I was hiding in the bushes, and anyways, I was going to go back and kick his little furry-"The girl rambled on without taking a breath, then Phil stopped her.

"Wait! Who are you? And how do you know my parent's names?" He paused, "and how do you know about Plasma guns?"

The girl laughed, "Oops, sorry, forgot my manners. I didnt know that this century used them or anything...Im Kira Vortex, and I'm here to take you and your family back to 2121."