Nitpicks, Part two.
A/N: I did not write the original Nitpicks. I just own a few ideas that I had. I'm extremely sorry, but I didn't know how to contact the writer, being that I don't have an email address for the time being. So, in the meantime, I'll grovel. PPPPPPLLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEE forgive me? I'm soooooo sorry! I'll never do it again! PPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE...**gets dragged off stage by a cane**
A/N: I don't own anything. Literally.
Lily Potter:
May name is Lily Potter, and if you may have noticed, I'm dead. If any of you object to that, DEAL. Ahem. So, just a few quick things before I hand it over to my husband James, who is also dead. I WAS NOT IN SLYTHERIN! I WILL NEVER BE IN SLYTHERIN! ALL SLYTHERINS ARE SCUM! **Cough** All that said and done, there are a few more things...I DID NOT GO OUT WITH SNAPE OR VOLDEMORT! I DID NOT WORK FOR VOLDEMORT! Ahem. **Cough cough** That's all. Thank you.
Prongs:
**Looking at Lily as she leaves** what can I say? She's a redhead. I only married her. So anyway, you guys have been pretty good to me, I just have a few quick things...
1. I was a seeker in 2nd year. Got that? 2nd year.
2. I was one of the mischief makers in the school, (duh)
3. It was not love at first sight when I met Lily. **Inches away from Lily slightly in case she blows up again**
4. I was not a preppy sort of guy. I never will be. SO STOP MAKING ME ONE!
Ok, that's about all, Here's Padfoot
Padfoot:
I am a respectable gentleman.
Prongs: **CoughLIARCough**
Padfoot: SHUT UP! Ahem. I do not say unrespectable things such as "Did you ever do it doggy style"
Moony: Uh huh, sure.
Wormtail: Yes you did, there was Melissa, and Lydia, and Elisabeth, and Lily...
Prongs: you said that to my WIFE???!?!?!?!
Padfoot: Err...Wormtail, I'm gonna pound you.
Prongs: **Muttering** He's not the only one...
Moony:
See ya Padfoot. Have fun being beaten up by a jealous husband. Just one thing. I didn't spend all my time in the library. I did get in on some mischief...Wormtail?
Wormtail: I am not as evil as you think I am...
Padfoot: You little censored.
Prongs: If I wasn't a ghost, I pound him too...
Padfoot: **Bowing** I'll gladly do it for you dear Prongs.
Prongs: Thank you.
*Blackout
*The rest of the scene as been edited out for violent content. Thank you.
A/N: It's not as good as the original. Seriously. Go read something worthwhile, like Katie Bell, or someone. Go on.
A/N: I did not write the original Nitpicks. I just own a few ideas that I had. I'm extremely sorry, but I didn't know how to contact the writer, being that I don't have an email address for the time being. So, in the meantime, I'll grovel. PPPPPPLLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEE forgive me? I'm soooooo sorry! I'll never do it again! PPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE...**gets dragged off stage by a cane**
A/N: I don't own anything. Literally.
Lily Potter:
May name is Lily Potter, and if you may have noticed, I'm dead. If any of you object to that, DEAL. Ahem. So, just a few quick things before I hand it over to my husband James, who is also dead. I WAS NOT IN SLYTHERIN! I WILL NEVER BE IN SLYTHERIN! ALL SLYTHERINS ARE SCUM! **Cough** All that said and done, there are a few more things...I DID NOT GO OUT WITH SNAPE OR VOLDEMORT! I DID NOT WORK FOR VOLDEMORT! Ahem. **Cough cough** That's all. Thank you.
Prongs:
**Looking at Lily as she leaves** what can I say? She's a redhead. I only married her. So anyway, you guys have been pretty good to me, I just have a few quick things...
1. I was a seeker in 2nd year. Got that? 2nd year.
2. I was one of the mischief makers in the school, (duh)
3. It was not love at first sight when I met Lily. **Inches away from Lily slightly in case she blows up again**
4. I was not a preppy sort of guy. I never will be. SO STOP MAKING ME ONE!
Ok, that's about all, Here's Padfoot
Padfoot:
I am a respectable gentleman.
Prongs: **CoughLIARCough**
Padfoot: SHUT UP! Ahem. I do not say unrespectable things such as "Did you ever do it doggy style"
Moony: Uh huh, sure.
Wormtail: Yes you did, there was Melissa, and Lydia, and Elisabeth, and Lily...
Prongs: you said that to my WIFE???!?!?!?!
Padfoot: Err...Wormtail, I'm gonna pound you.
Prongs: **Muttering** He's not the only one...
Moony:
See ya Padfoot. Have fun being beaten up by a jealous husband. Just one thing. I didn't spend all my time in the library. I did get in on some mischief...Wormtail?
Wormtail: I am not as evil as you think I am...
Padfoot: You little censored.
Prongs: If I wasn't a ghost, I pound him too...
Padfoot: **Bowing** I'll gladly do it for you dear Prongs.
Prongs: Thank you.
*Blackout
*The rest of the scene as been edited out for violent content. Thank you.
A/N: It's not as good as the original. Seriously. Go read something worthwhile, like Katie Bell, or someone. Go on.