National Anthems
In which England and America have taste issues.
It had started innocently enough, Arthur, being in a fairly chipper mood, had come into the meeting humming 'God Save the Queen'.
Why the national anthem? Because he wanted to rub the fact that anyone could sing his anthem into Alfred's face. It would have
worked too, except Alfred, sensing another nation's patriotic spirit burst into his anthem with an Uncle Sam's hat, fireworks and
a giant American flag becoming the background.
'…the hell was that about!'
'…what was what about?'
'That idiotic display. For God sakes! You can't even sing the top notes right! That's what you get for basing your anthem on a pub song!'
'But I like it!'
'You also like to eat cheeseburgers every other minute; you also believe in aliens and claim to be a hero! Your taste is more than off!'
'…like your cooking?'
Too which Arthur froze up, gave the horror look of shock and walked dejectedly out of the room.
Leaving a confused Alfred, who decided not to worry and eat a cheeseburger, and later a very drunk Arthur planning a nine course meal
to force feed Alfred.